Kilometer Eater

-The ultimate sub who knows how to suck a cock.
-The opposite of a millimeter defeater.

Bro, my gf was the ultimate kilometer eater last night.

by The muginater April 15, 2022

Val Kilmer

Man arrested for dressing up as Batman and holding Karl Rove as hostage........ that didnt happen but it would be so fucking awesome.

"dammit Val, IT WAS A MOVIE!!!"

by Tony Ramone July 29, 2005

Kiloman

A prime supplier of hard drugs (coke, crack, meth, whatever) who deals in large amounts.

Tim Allen was a kiloman in Michigan before getting famous on Home Improvement

by Floydtibbs August 14, 2009

kilmer

someone who is at the top of their game and is above everyone else skill level.
Usually said at the basketball court. This person posesses a perfect shot and a killa fake

shaq, michael jordan, michael vick, and karl malone are all called kilmer

by killaDn October 5, 2005

kiloger

A little bitch that eats meat and never vegetables.

That girl Tegan is a total kiloger she always eats meat and is so mean about it.

by Rollie York August 21, 2006

hips of kilometers

Big sexy Hips

Damn girl you have some Hips of kilometers!

by Stupid people that are Mexican February 4, 2018

Killmefam from ifunny

Well. What CAN'T be said about this absolute goat of a man. Killmefam/Tyler by day, in your girl's dms by night. Legend has it this dude's gotta a pretty huge shaft but unfortunately that is balanced out by his relatively weak, miniscule, and sickly looking calf and bicep muscles haha but anyway. He'll always have your back, great taste in music, and will make you feel better about yourself when you bench more than him at the gym.

Uzi: LMAOOOO

Killmefam from ifunny: *Midget joke*

Uzi: ight this what we doin rn

by Often May 14, 2019