Kirk

Cunt

Stop fucking me so hard you are hurting my Kirk.

Kirk by ShadyPixel August 2, 2018

Kirk

Kirk is a cool name for a cool person. Kirk is a selfless person who thinks a lot, but is very wise. Kirk is a hopeless romantic and an old soul. He is that person that you go out with and you feel like you're in a movie.

I met a cool guy. He must be a Kirk.

Kirk by kewwlaid August 30, 2018

Kirk

to flip out on sumbody, curse sumone out, just to get mad at sumone 4 no reason

she kirked out on me cuz i wuz talkin to James, who was supposedly, "her boo"

Kirk by MizMiya March 17, 2005

Kirk

To act in an impetuous way and not play by the rules, like Captain Kirk from "Star Trek".

The NotGoth did a Kirk: he brought his gat and a bottle of Thunderbird into the rave club, when the sign outside the club said "No Alcoholic Beverages and No Firearms Allowed"!

Kirk by pentozali February 6, 2009

kirk

A talented asshole

My bro Kirk is a god at bass but a total dick to people. Jk

kirk by justgoat666 January 5, 2015

kirk

saviour of the alcohol industry

"Damn it Larry, if it wasn't for Kirk, we would have gone bust years ago!"
"Your not wrong, mr Budweiser"

kirk by bottle-necked beauty May 22, 2004

Kirk

Someone who gets too drunk on the weekends then complains about how work is gonna suck tomorrow. Also known to put ho's before bro's and never takes his anytime shots from the bets that he loses.

Brian: Damn, Brady. I drank too much on a Sunday. Ugh, work is gonna suck tomorrow.
Brady: Care! Don't be such a fucking Kirk about it.

Kirk by Cockopotomous May 2, 2018