John Gerrard Keatings

Used to define guys with big heads, and beautiful faces. Often used to replace words such as pornstar, playa, and malfunctionism.

John Gerrard Keatings is amazing! I no dawg!

by ginobeats November 1, 2010

keating

n; an extremely large vaginal wart. See also herpes

You know the whore on 23rd and Main? Well I heard she has contracted keating and is spreading it to all of the guys now.

by u8myc00kie May 1, 2006

Keating

To be discovered retrospectively on facebook to have been wearing the same clothes three days in a row, probably owing to the effects of excessive drinking.

A: Wow, I've just noticed Johnny is wearing the same shirt every day in this new album.
B: I know, what a Keating.

by thickit3 August 1, 2010

Kenting

the act of performing sexual acts onto or into a .

I caught Cody Kenting the family dog!!!!!

by gerry12 March 20, 2009

Kit-Katting

Whilst fingering a girl/woman, kit-katting is the act of getting two fingers up her snatch and two up her bum. this resembles a 4-fingered KitKat in half. This maneuovre is quite complex and is most likely to be performed on slut or someone quite loose. The best method would be to breach the anus first, as this is the most difficult part, then proceed to her fanny. Not confirmed if this is pleasurable or just weird.

Henry - 'Hey man how was that slut last night. Any Kit-Katting action?'
Bill - 'Yeh man i managed to four finger her.'
Henry - 'Did she like it?'
Bill - 'I dunno she was passed out'

by Benbo May 30, 2006

kenting

to fail to keep up with: The kenting computer caused the entire presentation to be delayed by a whole 5 minutes.

Help!! I just can't stop kenting!!!

by perry753 December 7, 2007

kitting

Putting together items to create a kit.

I need a kitting list to sort out all the materials.

by Txhere April 28, 2006