kerneling

Sweating out/ Grinding/ Try harding in roblox

Im kerneling so hard right now.

by kerneling June 23, 2022

Keeling way

A place where you get away with anything, full of lies a deceit ... lots of cocaine but no one gets on troubles.

Oh you didn't get nicked, yeah that's because I live at keeling way.

by Marmite332 November 25, 2022

kestering

bull shitting people so much to the extent they no longer care or listen to what you say to them. named from mr wright who talks shit excessively.

also he is bummed by Saggy Beacham in english much to the annoyance of everyone else
on a daily basis.

he also elaborates everything possible for instance his poor gran who broke her leg when actualy she didnt and his metal rib which he claims is now made of carbon fibre!

example 1. kestering at its best

kester: hey i have a metal rib from that snowboarding accident i had.

me: whoa serious. that must hurt

kester: yea it did but its okay now. its really annoying though it always sets off metal detectors at airports

me: shit that must be really annoying. can i see the scar?

kester: uh well there isnt one anymore

me: wtf there should be they gave you a metal rib

kester: *fuck*

example 2.

kester: my rib isnt made of metal its carbon fibre

random: yea sure it breaks ya tit

kester: *oh fuck*

by cunty mc jewbag March 6, 2008

kittening

snuggling in which 3 or more people crowd into a warm space and nap
(not usually sexual)

when we got back from the concert, we were so tired that we layed on the couch and kittened

by Laura May 13, 2005

Kettering Ohio

The place with a schizophrenic weather pattern and the worst people in the world. Though, if you find a few friends, they're pretty awesome. All-in-all, it's the worst place to be.

Kettering Ohio is so boring, there's nothing to do here.

by LastPancake April 10, 2011

kettering

N. An imprint left on the skin after reclining on an uneven surface for a sustained period, commonly seen on face after sleeping in an unusual place

"I don't know how I got there or what they did to me. All I know is I woke up sore and with kettering all over my face."

by Humbert October 21, 2005

Kernelingus

The act of eating out your lover while enjoying corn (either on or off the cob)

I had to stop performing Kernelingus so I could clean out my teeth.

by ChrisB133 March 28, 2015