ketchup

Taking a tomatoe from a burger, shoving it down a girl's pants, smacking their crotch and yelling "KETCHUP"!

Nick stole Kelly's tomatoe, shoved it down her pants and yelled, "KETCHUP!"

She was not happy.

by kmg1185 October 25, 2010

ketchup

A word used in elementary school when "shut-up" is banned by the administration.

Brian: Hey Marcie, gimme some of those hot cheetos.
Marcie: Ketchup!

by Faithful Elephant November 3, 2009

Ketchupize

to make a potentially bad food good by way of ketchup

This is so lame, I had to ketchupize it just to finish it.

by Doc_Bee_UU April 28, 2009

Ketchuping

When you having sex and she’s on her menstrual cycle. Or the act of using Tomato Ketchup on the penis for sexual pleasure.

Babe I can’t wait until we’re ketchuping tonight.

by Krombacher July 27, 2019

Ketchupate

Given that ketchup is used for a variety of applications other than a condiment, “ketchupate” is the act of applying ketchup to any surface.

I decided to ketchupate my white couch because I wanted a red couch

Or,

I heard that if you ketchupate quartersawn red oak the wood turns blonde after being kiln dried. It has something to do with the acidity of ketchup.

by kuhlschool March 4, 2023

Ketchuped

Really drunk, or high so much so that you can't do any thing

Daniel is ketchuped, can't even move mate

by Rhehheh December 12, 2021

Ketchuping

The action of milking something for ketchup.

I am currently ketchuping my ketchup cow.

by pizzajew December 18, 2021