Kerrangutan

(noun) A large, hairy, heavymetal enthusiast. From the words Kerrang and orangutan. Often clad in leather.

'It was great fun at that Motorhead gig, until some kerrangutan tried to feel me up.'

by Mrs Slappy Face June 11, 2006

kerrrplingged!!

A state of advanced drunkeness. ie. wrecked, fucked, wankered, wasted. Must be spelt with three r's, two g's and always accompanied by two exclaimation marks. When said an index finger must be raised above the head to mark the exclaimation.

"He was absolutely kerrrplingged!!"
"Guys, tonight... let's get kerrrplingged!!"

by Andy T May 4, 2005

House Vah'Kerra

A kick ass guild for Everquest 2 that will be faous throughout the game.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

kerrazy

An adjective describing the insane mannerisms and guitar stylings of Kerry King.

Ex 1:
Guy one: Did you hear the new Slayer album?
Guy two: Yeah dude, it was kerrazy!!

Ex 2:
Guy three: I have no idea how to write decent guitar solos
Guy four: Just take your pick and go kerrazy!

Ex 3:
Guy five: Kerry King's solos sound like shit
Guy six: If he heard you say that, he would rip your head off, then go kerrazy on your mom... and possibly your grandmother for good measure

by Freezing the Mainstream July 17, 2006

Kerrang

A magazine popular in the UK that follows the doings of lots of rock and punk bands. Its generally £2.10 and is hated on by people for only covering Green Day, Slipknot and Linkin Park. Whereas if they actually READ the thing or watched the channel or even the radio version then they would know that they do LOADS of other bands. I buy it every week, its awesome.

Dude: Did you get Kerrang this week?
Hater: Fuck no! All they ever cover is shitty Linkin Park!
Dude: Oh that's funny. Look! An interview with Ozzy Ozborne! Oooo and one with Asking Alexandria AND Patrick Stump! Was Kurt Cobain murdered? Well you may never know because you're too fucking narrow minded to read it!
Hater: Fall Out Boy's emo why the hill did they interview that fag! I thought they did rock!
Dude: *kills self*

by CondescendingWanker May 26, 2014

kerran

Really great guy! Will stick his neck out for you. Always got your back, good looking. Got a cut throat body. Looks like a celebrity. Sexy and smart.

Wow, he looks like a Kerran

by Kingdefs123 June 1, 2020

kernard

the sexiest nigga on earth. has a huge cock 9+ inches. pulls all the hoes too. you’d be lucky to talk to or even date a kernard so if you have one, never let him go.

omg kernard’s cock is so huge

by jefferyells123 August 7, 2022