Kermitting

When a person wont complete daily functions or activites after an event that deeply disturbed them.

"Where is Tucker today?"
"Oh hes kermitting since he bombed that statics test"

by Jeffmyname October 30, 2018

kermit

Kermit- a person with someone else's hand deep enough up their puppet hole to move their mouth.

Don't worry, that Kermit is just a corporate stooge.

I am sick of all the Kermit politicians.

by Doc Dro November 1, 2015

kermit

A guy who likes fat women and knows how to treat them with respect.

Only a true kermit would go out of his way to find a comfortable chair for his fat girlfriend.

by stan_der_man March 3, 2010

Kermitting

When you want to Kermit Sewerslide. When you are so "done" with,for example a class at your school/.

Omg, Mrs. Turski makes me want to Kermit. Catch me Kermitting because of Mrs. Turski.

by ayeeeeeeeeeeeKooolKidz24 December 13, 2017

Kermited

For one member of a party to make plans on a get together, only to have that member of the party decomitt to the plan last minute.

Hey, we still doing the fantasy draft that Pierre set up tonight?

Nah, Pierre kermited us.

by 3am Dice August 31, 2017

Kermiting

The act of painting your partner green, then fisting them. Fisting may be either vaginal or anal. The person being fisted sings The Rainbow Connection.

Bob: How is your grandmother?

Ted: I walked in on her kermiting with the mailman. The Rainbow Connection will never sound the same again.

by monkeyspanker October 4, 2012

kermitation

When you want to Kermit sewer side but you can’t because you need to keep worshipping your idol kermit the frog

kermitting

kermitation, EX: i wish i could just kermitate myself

by kermitISking September 18, 2018