Kevan the Carrot

Kevan is the evil cousin of Kevin the carrot. He works at Giant and tries to kill his cousin with the help of his Brussels and parsnip.

Kevan the carrot is a Bi@?

by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com March 10, 2022

Uncle Kevan

The act of Pealing your big toenail all the way back and it completely ripping off when stubbing your toe.

You better cut your toenails before you uncle Kevan yourself

by Burritos suck June 8, 2019

Keolani

Another meaning of a hot ass hawaiian girl

Damn I wish I was a keolani

by Crazygal December 28, 2014

keolanui

This last name comes from the background of a family from Hawaii. A very great family.

Tehani keolanui is from Hawaii and is very beautiful.

by Daddy sanchez July 28, 2016

keohane

Usually a kid named Eric. Loves to kiss boys

Wow he's such a keohane! He kissed a boy last night

by Chorner February 27, 2017

Kevan

A male human that likes to gossip and is such a mommy’s boy and has signs of being a bitch. Also likes to fist himself with peoples vegetables causing anal distuction.

Hide your vegetables kids kevan is here

by Junkie Clone December 21, 2021

Kevannah

Used to describe a couple of loved-up teenagers. Can also be used to describe a teenage couple that enjoy spinning in a Corolla provided the female does not get the seat wet

"That's Kevannah spinning"
"8"
"Kevannah are too cute"

by OldMan Talk with Kevin Whooley April 10, 2013