kensington jizz rag

A pair of Old Navy cargo pants.

Yoooo! The Eagles just signed Nnamimnidi Asoumoughoua!!! I creamed so hard my cargo pants turned into a kensington jizz rag!

by boss hamilton January 11, 2012

New Kensington

a small town in south western Pennsylvania about 20 minutes north of Pittsburgh (aka Da 'Burgh)

-surrounds Arnold, PA

-is surrounded by the Allegheny River and Lower Burrell

-population is made up of whites, blacks, and mulattoes

-New Kensington-Arnold School District

-Biggest school rival: Burrell High School

-said to be one of the most dangerous places to live in Pennsylvania

-biggest problems are: drugs, teen pregnancy, murder, and robbery

by Tasha March 13, 2005

Kensington

A long ass road in philly. if you turn on to kensington, turn right the fuck back off. the stop lights have been rigged so that you will hit EVERY red light; thus provided that every stop has a 95% PROBABILITY of loosing your car. if you make it from the begining to the end... its probably the winter time and too cold for the gang baggers to jack your shit.

yo man i got off the betsy ross bridge last night and wound up on kensington. i never saw no shit like that before in my life. homies shootin craps, pit bull fights. and of course a crew of about 8 brothas on every fucking corner with a 40 of colt 45 in their back pocket.

by datnigga67 February 15, 2009

Clark Kenting

To wear glasses that you don't need, or different clothes than you normally do in order to obscure your true identity. So called for Superman's alter ego Clark Kent, who by the simple act of wearing glasses and a tie was somehow able to avoid people realizing they were the same person.

"Take a look at John, he's totally Clark Kenting it to impress that Jessica chick from his econ class."

"What do you mean?"

"He doesn't need glasses, that dude has 20/20 vision. He's just trying to look intelligent so she'll like him."

by fist taco February 24, 2010

Kendin

A beautiful girl with an incredibly kind heart. She's always there for you when you need her.

Dude, I wish my friends were as incredible as Kendin.

by pixietulips March 26, 2017

kenyin

a person how will always be with you in thick in thin he/she is super loyal and will never betray you only if you are nice to them and he/she knows where to hit the "spot." in sex and a great friend they are also a great lover they will always make you happy before they are happy and is probably depression, but they will barely get the mad at you, and the biggest lie they say is I'm fine

your such a kenyin i love you

by anonymous October 23, 2020

That KensinPerson

Arguably the greatest WWE Games shitposter in history. But no one knows who he is.

Person 1: WTF is that KensinPerson, Person 2: The best WWE Games shitposter, Person 1: really?

by That KensinPerson May 19, 2021