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kavanaugh 

A boisterous, drunken, licentious, preppy college boy
Stay away from that drunk guy wearing the Yale hoodie, he's totally a kavanaugh!
kavanaugh by Timmyinyin October 6, 2018

kavanaugh 

A sexual predator who uses his drunkenness to claim no memory of, and thus no responsibility for, his behavior
Hey man, you can't just kavanaugh her like that...
kavanaugh by Emperor Corwin October 9, 2018

kavanaugh 

A verb meaning, "to do something that will get you interrogated" and then get drunk so you forget.
I watched Trump creepily from the incognito safety of a trash bag. When the cops began to ask "wtf are you doing" I kavanaughed and suddenly couldn't remember. (At least that's what I said.)
kavanaugh by Set Blue 23 October 3, 2018

Kavanaugh 

A sexual predator who uses his drunkenness to claim no memory, and therefore no responsibility, for any sexual assault he has committed. Kavanaughs are usually found at Georgetown Preparatory School, thrusting their penises into unwilling women's faces, but can be found worldwide, mostly at frat parties.
This guy tried to buy me a drink at the bar last night, but his friend came in and said "nah bro, you can't just Kavanaugh her like that."
Kavanaugh by Khada Jhin Cena October 9, 2018

Kavanaugh 

A person who claims to be innocent but does not want a full investigation that would clear their name. The investigation might be avoided by directly or indirectly, completely or partially.
Modi Goverment is Kavanaugh, they claim that there is no corruption involved in Rafael deal with France but they refuse to release the papers.

Kavanaugh 

Noun: person who exhibits one or a combination of unpleasant bodily functions during bouts of excessive drinking; having flatulence and/or a weak stomach
As in “I was stoked for beach week with my bros but I was a total Kavanaugh and wound up ralphing and boofing the whole time.”
Kavanaugh by BelieveWomen September 28, 2018