Ariel Kaplan

definition from allie monat: crimson, wind-kissed cheeks, effervescing laugh, intoxicating presence, brown hair, voluptuous with soft curls, and streaks of dark red sleek, mature silhouette of a woman. Her jeans hug her body in all the right places, and my allie monat's non-existent hips cower in her presence.



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I love Ariel Kaplan she's the most amazing person in the world!!

by Ben Joseph January 17, 2004

Kalakolchiki

Russian Slang, meaning 'little bells' ; Ask your chick to take a dump and instead of wiping her ass, to spread the shit into her rug, let it dry till it assumes a crispy consistency and then pluck out the bits with your teeth, one by one.

'So, Do you guys practice the kalakolchiki?'
'Once in a week, its too sour'
'Yeah I kept it up untill I got toncilitis'
'Ah... damn son'

by Lickingstones October 28, 2009

pulling a kaplan

The creation of too many puns in succession in an awkward grammatical format

I went hysterical after reciting so many puns then I realized I was pulling a kaplan.

by Bear kid June 22, 2015

Kaplan

When you get right to the point and say something very blunt, particularly in the realm of antifeminism, somebody who pulls alot of Kaplans might also use an inhaler.

"You're a stupid woman."

"Wow, you just pulled such a Kaplan! You should get in the kitchen."

by ybk October 28, 2009

kalaka bunny

a person so great that its a insult to try to define this person in this dictionary!

S.Sandeep is the only living kalaka bunny.

by Kalaka September 5, 2004

Kalaking

Means chillaxin, cotchin or jammin.

Megan: What you up to homie ?

Katie: Nothing much, just Kalaking init.

by KatieMarie March 20, 2008

Kaplammy

A word that can be used in any context to describe never ending happiness, anger, lust, etc.

Me: "I hate that kid"
You: "Kaplammy!"

Me: "I love you"
You: "Kaplammy"

Me: "I think I'm about to climax. Kaplammy!"

by cheeseisgoodandtasty June 11, 2009