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Kankles

where your ankles look really fat and like "kegs," hence Kankles... (kegs and ankles)
"wow her ankles look HUGE in this photo"
"yeah, just like kegs..."
"LOL, cronic KANKLES"
by Sarah Coolbeans December 18, 2009
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Kankle Bandit

A person who enjoys having sex with the fat rolls of a kankle. Often used as an insult
oh my god i hate Karren so much, shes such a kankle bandit
by M@son July 7, 2008
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kankler

One who is obsessed with autologous fat (ones own fat) transfer into the ankle area of one's body, often resulting in extreme emaciation around the midriff and elswhere while extreme obesity occurs at the base of the legs.
1. "did you see that? he's a kankler for sure..."

2. she kankled her kankles until she had lankles
by kanklesore September 22, 2006
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kanklefrickinrios

a deadly disease with symptoms of:
lack of concentration
loss of coordination
hallucinations
fetish for touching men in their sleep
belief that one has lost weight
addiction to hot fries and all things spicy
"You have kanklefrickinrios!"
by Kankle Rios June 27, 2008
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kankle

a very fat ankle that is just an extension of your calf.
gwenith paltrow in Shallow Hal
by Curt December 5, 2002
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kankles

a horrible disease which occurs when the excess fat from the calf merges with the ankle...this forms an area that looks like an extra long fatty calf leading to the foot
Mike Rossetti has the worse case of kankles I've ever seen in my enitre life, I mean those things are massive.
by FuzzyBoSack October 6, 2006
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kanklesauresrex

An extremely rare animal that resides in the kankles usually surviving off the the food that the fat person drops down their shirt. Usually they rape the person they live in and move on to the next victim. They refuse to live in the kankles of black people. Some believe they were behind 9/11 plot
OMG Shannen theres a kanklesauresrex in your leg.
Anna smells like kanklesauresrex.
by mecrabbb August 5, 2008
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