kale

a pedophile stalker rapist that has secret photo albums of 27 different females.

usually gendered as male.

usually has weird hair that he never trims.
full name is kaleb but has many nicknames like: kelp, kalb, etc.

"ew, it's that kale kid!"
"but his name is kaleb?"
"IT'S KALE!"

kale by moist yeet June 6, 2018

kale

a guy who is ok a counter-strike

man kale is in the server we should leave or wel'le lose

kale by Anonymous May 28, 2003

kale

has a big d and a little o

wow kales o is soo little
i know but he sure does have a big d

kale by real._.name September 10, 2018

kale

Tyana's sweetie pie who she adores very much.

'can we have kale for breakfast in bed'

kale by tyana October 11, 2004

Kale

One Dumb Bastard. Suffers Homophobia and Germaphobia.

Dammit Kale, you are one dumb bastard.

Kale by Sam Jackson January 16, 2005

Kale

A member of a now-gay clan. Awesome d00d who loves to write shiat. I make fun of his name now and then. Likes to pick on Eric.

Dude, Kale, OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK BARBEQUE?!

Kale by Age1 December 29, 2004

Kale

Kale rhymes with gay.

Kale, you're so gay dude.

Kale by InvertedZebra April 15, 2020