kite kook

A kiteboarder that needs his kite at 12 to feel a man. Or a woman kiteboarder that doesnt have a straight boyfriend.

omg look at that cloud merchant, what a kite kook

kite kook by KiteScooper January 5, 2010

oklahoma kookaburra 

Another word for OK in Flynn’s dictionary and vocabulary. Say this to someone to seem cooler

“Damn you’re an Oklahoma Kookaburra”- Someone who isn’t an Oklahoma Kookaburra

oklahoma kookaburra by Shrek's Large Toe December 20, 2018

Kookaging

Kookaging is a verb, which describes when somebody is listening to songs by the British indie band - The Kooks, continously, for a fairly large amount of time.

The reason verbs like this do not exist for other bands, is because not all bands can be listened to for a long amount of time, without getting boring.

Usually, iTunes is used to Kookage. But Sometimes MP3 players etc. can be used. In most cases, at least 15 or more songs are needed to Kookage.

A true Kookager will try to get his/her hands on every Kooks song avaliable, through any means possible.

Quite often, 'Kookaging' can be used in one's Facebook status.

For many people, Kookaging is a hobby. It's something they like to do when they are feeling down, or why they are feeling up, or... in fact, in any mood.

Andrew had been Kookaging all night long and he only stopped because he had to go out.

Kookaging by KooksFan April 8, 2009

Kookgnuj

In the ancient Josléyen language, the word Kookgnuj meant "One who invented whistling"

ARMYS: What is this heavenly sound? It's unnatural.
Jose: Oh don't worry, allow it to entice you. He's a natural born Kookgnuj.

Kookgnuj by BTSxARMYs April 24, 2018

kookmeyer 

Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.

Huntington Beach is full of kookmeyers, especially all those 30-something dipshits who act like locals but can't really surf worth a shit.

kookmeyer by The Colonel May 11, 2004

Net Kook 

Anyone who posts uniquely strange, preferably incomprehensible articles, or who manifests a persistent, extreme, and somewhat bizarre obsession.

it is important to note the subtle distinction between a net kook, a net cretin, a clueless newbie, troll, or asshole. The newbie, one hopes, can acquire a clue on the installment plan even if he can't afford to buy one for cash. The cretin is merely stupid and/or irritating. The troll is purposely pulling your leg like it got caught in some heavy machinery. The asshole is, well, simply that. But a TRUE net kook has a special fascination derived from his/her/its utter ineffability. Their behavior is irrational, if not downright weird, but they are seldom merely boring.

I tried to follow Gene Ray's writings at timecube.com, but after 30 seconds, I knew I was reading the rantings of a first-class net kook.

Net Kook by olliemud March 22, 2010

kookoo for cocoa puffs 

Completely insane.

The phrase comes from an American television commercial for a breakfast cereal. The phrase comes from the cereal's mascot, a bird that went crazy for the taste of the cereal. Thus "Kookoo for Cocoa Puffs" became synonomous in American pop-culture for someone who was mentally unhinged.

Religious fundamentalists like Jerry Falwell are kookoo for Cocoa Puffs.

kookoo for cocoa puffs by Daryl November 22, 2003