kept boy

a sugar baby, a young man usually who gives his time attention and affection to a rich man in favor for money

I dont want to feel like a kept boy when he pays for my loans

by zolotko777 December 30, 2021

Keppered

When you're so baked you look retarded.

Friend 1: 'You see that guy over there?'
Friend 2: 'yea bro hes Keppered for sure!'

by SavageDude420 April 17, 2017

keptdick

A married man whose wife is the primary breadwinner and only entertains coitus once annually and only if certain conditions are met.

After she withheld his allowance, she made the keptdick wear a body condom to protect her from his ickiness.

by Marrrdky February 16, 2018

keppets

A Cumbrian term to describe someone with large ears. Often used as an insult.

Be quiet mathew your keppets look like satellites

by Moz lad May 10, 2018

Kepseu

He gets really proud of himself when he solves a rubik's cube
He loves sending innocent people to the office
He loves his nephew

look its kepseu!

by Zombs legend February 20, 2019

Kept you waiting, huh?

Snake is keeping you waiting, huh? You can't wait any longer. But he continues to keep you waiting, huh?

Where's Snake? I don't know. Probably kept you waiting, huh?

by TheBananaFactory September 11, 2020

Keppel Sands Krab Sandwich

The act of eating out a woman from Keppel Sands who is infested with pubic lice (crabs).

Wade's weekend with Lesley in Keppel Sands consisted of a diet of Keppel Sands Krab Sandwiches.

by redlesley June 11, 2009