jilled off

jacked off is a term for guys so 'jilled off' is a term for girls like jack and jill

"When's the last time you jacked off or jilled off to one of our other fine tube sites?" - p*rnhub

by sociospatial September 17, 2013

Jillogy

A splendid bottle of happiness, a 2 Litre bottle of Strongbow Cider, represents hope, fertility and joy to the west of Scotland.

Gittin full ae Jillogy so I can go aff ma nut at Bohemian Rhapsody, mwi weheyyy

by Mwiweheyyy September 1, 2013

Floppity Jillion

A vast uncountable amount of something.

''I would bet you a floppity jillion dollars that she's not calling to break up with you.''

'Robin Scherbatsky' talking to 'Ted Mosby' in 'How I Met Your Mother' TV Show Season 1 Episode 17

by John Legen-dary October 28, 2011

jill off

The female version of jack off: unassisted autoerotic stimulation.

Her boyfriend was out of town, so she got in the hot tub to jill off.

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

IDK My BFF Jill

Best commercial ever created

Mom: Who are you texting three hundred times a day?
Kid: IDK My BFF Jill

by zak221133 May 25, 2007

Jillard

A guy who is such a potato. Smart which can light a light bulb, but overweight.

My friend is such a Jillard.

by brokendreamsandbacon January 30, 2017

Jill Hudson

Big nonce, spits on children, stop morgz mum

Sub2willne

Someone: who’s that nonce over there spitting on that kid ? Should we do something?

Another person: oh that’s Jill Hudson ( morgz’s mum ) and yeah we should say something!!!

Someone: like what?

Another person: SUB 2 WILLNE!!! AND STOP JILL HUDSON !!!

by Rain Katie December 6, 2019