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Justine Cane

With his unique personality, you'll never know what's running on his mind. He never shows his feelings and affection openly but he tries every possible way to communicate and express his thoughts, fondness and love to you. He's a rare pokemon, I'm telling you.
Justine Cane, he's that rare pokemon that was caught by me huehuehue.
by Nekichi_23 October 19, 2021
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Justine

a gorgeous French girl who looks a lot like Angelina Jolie. and has a cat named Luna.
You can call her Mrs.Fox.
She has the ability to read people's minds, control the weather, and see into the future.
She speaks 900 different languages, knows the answer to the Riemann Hypothesis, and the logarithm behind google's search engine.
She taught Uma Thurman how to fight, Michael Jackson how to dance, and Freddie Mercury how to sing.
She introduced Bob Marley to marajuana, and showed Jimi Hendrix how to play the guitar.
Bob Dylan plagerized from her.
Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and Jude Law once fought over her autograph.
Sadly for them, it is also rumored that she and a demi-god named Albert Hauva are madly in love.
She is the only person in the world whose poop smells like your favorite fragrance.
Dont even try cus she's a Justine.

I wish I was Justine
by - THE UNITED NATIONS - April 24, 2010
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Goddess that looks after guys getting drunk in their basement, and keeps them from dying.
Also provides a local taxi service.
Hungover Guy 1: Dude, what happened to my puke?
Hungover Guy 2: Justine took care of it.
by Hungover guy 2 September 17, 2008
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Honest, down-to-earth girl. Blonde but doesn't have the stupidity commonly associated with them. Dates older guys because of advanced maturity. Much unlike definition number 3, yet the dating is, in fact, true due to aforementioned state of high maturity.
That Justine really knows how to do the right thing.
by blad-at-at November 3, 2008
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Justined

While playin call of duty four...
Boy: Yo that kid so just stabbed me.
Girl: No he justined you.
by temper-Kiwi3 July 7, 2008
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Justine

Athletic, usually awesome at volleyball. Really good at drawing. Talented in freaking everything. Typically the oldest child, mainly asian.
Perfectly matched with Mikes. Especially if they're Italian and their last names remind you of "Pizza".
Justine A. is perfectly matched with Mike P.
by Shmelon L'Bell November 6, 2010
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Justine is a beautiful person she is the best person that you will ever know an the most sweetest and careing and so smart expeshuly at English she is will write you a story that will be better than anything that you have ever read And she is the best girlfriend you will ever have she is so sweet but don't make her mad you will regret it but every other time she is so nice to the people who she like and the only reason why she won't like you is because you are not nice to her but she is the most beautiful and sweet girl in the world
I wish was more like Justine
by Ajohnson2004525 October 18, 2018
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