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jurges

undesirable in nature. It started as down the gurgler then morphed into down the jurgler and then down to jurges but now simply and more powerfully, Jurges.
"hey man, im gonna need you to come in on sunday"
"thats jurges"
by The Nude Wizard March 28, 2008
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[jurtis]

verd-The act of leading numberous girls on at one time in order for sex, then never talking to them again.
Dude, I totally jurtised Ashley, Alex, and Jordan this summer.
by wize man January 9, 2009
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jorgis

A dreadful creature that burries dwwp down in the earth. It can handle temperatures above 200ºC, but it is extremely afraid of light. It is also known as 'jorgen'/'jørgen'. Though never seen in real life, it does give some sign of life through the forums of hardware.no. You should only use the word when the word 'arve' is not showing the degree of disgust to the full extent.
Argh, what an jorgis !

It was even more disgusting than a jorgis !
by übalord ! September 8, 2004
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cyber jurisdiction

“A virtual approach defining the cyber world beyond the boundaries of nation states enforcement of cyber laws uniformly accepted”, (S J Tubrazy)
enforcement of cyber laws call cyber jurisdiction
by s j tubrazy March 8, 2013
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jurisdiction pud-pulling

When people and/or organizations fight over responsibilities or ownership of a situation or duty
Two District Attorneys are jurisdiction pud-pulling over this murder rather than solving the crime.
by jondich February 28, 2020
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Jurisprudential Tumors

Homosocialist judicial decisions that, by way of judges that think that they are legislators that make shit up as they go along to the detriment of the Constitution, are judicially-manufactured cancers that need to be eradicated.

(AKA: Bullshit that clings to life under the bastardized doctrine of stare decisis)
The case of Kelo v. City of New London, 545 U.S. 469 (2005), is a fine example of one of many jurisprudential tumors, for is eviscerates the rights of private property owners by judicial fiat.
by Gerald Busey June 23, 2008
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Jurisdicted

When Heathah blinds her boss on an email sent to me about not being able to vote and it really upset me because she was not jurisdicted
She couldn't vote because she got home late because she wasn't jurisdicted.
by PinkyFloydy October 18, 2008
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