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juggernaut

The manliest state of being. Basically being able to do any of the following: chop down trees with your penis, eat rocks for breakfast and shit out gunpowder, headbutt your front door open, causing it to splinter into pieces, jump off a cliff and break your fall with your face, wrestle sharks, kill a bear with your bare hands, etc.
Holy shit, it's a Juggernaut. Run like Hell!
by LCpl Ross July 2, 2005
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Judge Jewdy

A civil court judge with a huge nose, known to charge excessive amounts of money for court cases.
Man, Judge Jewdy really fucked the defendant over!
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Juggernawesome

The absolute highest level of awesomeness that one being or thing may achieve, it is a term that cannot be beaten by saying "more juggernawesome" because the only thing cooler is Chuck Norris
The preview for the Transformers movie is JUGGERNAWESOME!
by Danno1138 July 27, 2007
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judgey

"Susan is very judgey today about my life"
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Look of Judgement

The look you give someone when they trip and fall, say something stupid, or do something deserving judgement.

The point of the Look of Judgement is to let the subject of your judgement know that they are being Judged for their obvious stupidity.
Random Boy: *Trips and falls* Oh *%@#!

Ally: *Gives Look of Judgement*

Jim: You totally just Judged that loser.
by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 3, 2011
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judge adams

1. The worse type of ass-whooping you can get by someone else.

A beat down so bad, you have to hide it for seven years before you can recover and tell someone about it.

2. A douchebag who beats his children and hides behind the law and claims that because he "apologized" he did not commit child abuse.
Dude 1: "Did you hear what happened to Johnny?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, his chick went all judge Adams on his ass for cheating on her."
by Yes_it_was_me November 2, 2011
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juggerdike

1.) A very muscular woman with short hair or thought to be a homosexual.

2.) The combination of Juggernaut and Dike.
I bet that juggerdike, Cassi, can bench press 315 easy.
by Hot Gerald January 4, 2009
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