go jump in a lake

A term used especially in Minnesota (go figure) that mean "fuck off" or "shut up." Used by grandmas who have anger issues but are to civilized to swear.

Kid: Hey, hey, pay attention to me, feed me, I want money!
Jodi: Go jump in a lake you little twerp! *takes a swig of gin*

by nanodesu1234 February 21, 2017

jumped off the porch

started hustling in the streets

I jumped off the porch when I was thirteen.

by teedy2222 May 25, 2008

Jump Scare

A tactic used in horror movies to scare people, the jump scare is used by unimaginative filmmakers as a cheap method of frightening the audience; i.e, making them literally "jump" out of their seats. This device is being increasingly employed in modern horror movies, along with gratuitous amounts of gore, because the directors have forgotten how to actually scare people.

A scantily clad, bosomy teenager who hears a suspicious noise in her empty house on a rainy night while watching a movie gets up from the couch to investigate its source. Walking slowly, she calls out, "Is anybody there?" As she nears the kitchen, a black cat streaks across the hallway, accompanied by a loud, piercing measure of orchestral music. "Oh, whiskers, you silly cat, you scared me!" she says, breathing a sigh of relief. She turns around, anxious to get back to her movie, when an axe suddenly buries itself in her skull.

Most of the audience screams in fright. However, the veteran horror movie fans in the theater have seen way too many cheap uses of the jump scare to be fooled. They shake their heads and think about the good old days when movies like The Shining were actually able to genuinely scare them.

by gimmedatsammich April 6, 2011

Jump this bitch

To leave. Bail.

'This place is hella boring.'
'Yeah, let's jump this bitch.'

by Kailysaywhat June 3, 2009

Party Jumper

An uncontrollable and raging erection stemming from commotion in a social setting.

Wendy walked by to grab a beer and Steve immediately got the party jumps.

Noun;Singular: party jumper

Plural: party jumps

by Millerman69 June 21, 2019

Fan jumper

A person who suddenly becomes a fan of a resently deceased celebrity, or an upcomming star, but claims to have been for some time.

My friend is a fan jumper. Every time a celebrity dies he/she suddenly becomes their biggets fan.

by Rangoonwala January 18, 2016

Car Jump

A sexual act practiced occasionally amongst foot fetishists, where the two participants, sitting and facing each other, both place a toe or toes from one foot into the others' mouth and then a toe or toes from the other foot into the others' genitals or anus.

After a long Car Jump with a lover one might find oneself with toejam in one's mustache.

by DP2000 June 17, 2009