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Maasai jumping-jack

Named after the Maasai jumping dance performed by the maassai tribe. One's penis is tucked between the thighs and as the person jumps up and down a 'handless wank' is achieved. Usually carried out in frustration after hand functionality is comprimised for extended periods. Quite difficult at first but can be perfected with practice.

The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley Boorman while filming the long way round through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and Ewan denied him a dutch rudder. So, inspired by the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.
After that motorbike crash where he broke both his wrists, Paul became a pro at the Maasai jumping-jack.

"If Liam didn't show me how to Maasai jumping-jack myself after I burned my hands, I don't think I could've coped."
by What would Charlie do? November 9, 2012
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Couch jumping

Jumping from friend to friend hapily sleeping on their couches. An individual who relys on friends to stay and sleep at. They usually have a home and family to go to but they want to get away. These people are usually very good at begging their friends to do things for them.
"keith is very good at couch jumping, he hasnt been at his house for weeks now."
by ryandoe11 February 22, 2015
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jumping the border

The act in which a male during vaginal intercourse with a women, attempts to insert his penis into the women's rectum, without her consent or knowledge. {The taint acting as a border or boundary line.}
Nick:"Did you get to stick it in her butt?"
Jon:"Ha ha! No I tried to jump the border, but she didn't go for it." {Jumping the border}
by AkiraDeathStar June 14, 2009
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Jumping Jack-Offs

A Jumping-Jack Off is just like the motion of jumping jacks, except you have one hand in that particular motion
I went to the gym, and as a joke I did my entire work out. The very last one I started the Jumping Jack-offs

The best way to loose weight is to do Jumping Jack-offs
by Cadillac C--Y February 27, 2011
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Jumping Spider

The most adorable kind of spider ever which has big, beautiful eyes.
"What just jumped on you?"
"A jumping spider"
"Aaaaw"
by redrumemsi October 30, 2008
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car jumping

The act of checking cars for unlocked car doors. The person(s) commiting the act of "car jumping" then opens the door and steals whatever is in plain sight. Then you haul ass and get away from the scene of the crime.
Me and my boy once car jumped this one car and got a gameboy SP, baseball glouve, and a wet swimsuit we dumped, thats car jumping for ya!
by D-REAL-201 April 9, 2010
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Stall Jumping

When you have already taken a shit in a public bathroom and realize you are out of tp and have to get up with your pants around your ankles and waddle to the next stall for toilet paper.
Man I saw a dude stall jumping in the bathroom trying to get some tp, that shit was nasty.
by derek2029 March 1, 2013
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