A religion, Juggaloism is god based. The Joker's cards relate to the different parts of god and religion and spirtitual, its like Christianity, but with wicked shit.
Idiot: Juggalos and Juggaloism is bullshit satanist religion!!!
Me: Listen to Thy Unveiling. Nothing else to say.
Me: Listen to Thy Unveiling. Nothing else to say.
by PsychopathicRydaZ August 6, 2006
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I for one am a juggalo and I don't fit that description. I live in suburbia and my family is quite rich. I have never been abused or beaten in anyway and my parents treat me really well. I don't fight with my family like some douchebag loser who can't respect those who have given him life. I have good grades in school, all A's and B's and I generally do very well on standardized tests. I am not on any drugs and I have never committed a crime.
I am the true vision of what a juggalo is. When Violent J envisioned juggalos, I would be a good example of what he wanted. I enjoy and feel ICP's music, which is why I chose to become a juggalo. I don't hate people who aren't juggalos, as most of my friends are not juggalos. I'm generally nice and trustworthy to people and have a very positive outlook on life. Also, I'm open minded and I embrace individuality and thinking for yourself. I don't just follow everything ICP say and do (they dissed Dr. Dre, but Dr. Dre is one of my favorite rappers). I don't hate unless I'm hated on.
Many people claim to be juggalos these days, but few actually are. I often hear of ICP shows where trash is left everywhere and people are beaten and raped. Those amongst the group of fans at the show who committed such acts are not juggalos, they are assholes. For those of you who hate juggalos because of what you think they are, I don't blame you. Many supposed "juggalos" these days are nothing more than fakes. But just to let you know, there are true juggalos out there, juggalos like me, who aren't douchebags.
I for one am a juggalo and I don't fit that description. I live in suburbia and my family is quite rich. I have never been abused or beaten in anyway and my parents treat me really well. I don't fight with my family like some douchebag loser who can't respect those who have given him life. I have good grades in school, all A's and B's and I generally do very well on standardized tests. I am not on any drugs and I have never committed a crime.
I am the true vision of what a juggalo is. When Violent J envisioned juggalos, I would be a good example of what he wanted. I enjoy and feel ICP's music, which is why I chose to become a juggalo. I don't hate people who aren't juggalos, as most of my friends are not juggalos. I'm generally nice and trustworthy to people and have a very positive outlook on life. Also, I'm open minded and I embrace individuality and thinking for yourself. I don't just follow everything ICP say and do (they dissed Dr. Dre, but Dr. Dre is one of my favorite rappers). I don't hate unless I'm hated on.
Many people claim to be juggalos these days, but few actually are. I often hear of ICP shows where trash is left everywhere and people are beaten and raped. Those amongst the group of fans at the show who committed such acts are not juggalos, they are assholes. For those of you who hate juggalos because of what you think they are, I don't blame you. Many supposed "juggalos" these days are nothing more than fakes. But just to let you know, there are true juggalos out there, juggalos like me, who aren't douchebags.
guy 1: Hey look at that juggalo beating down that defenseless man.
guy 2: those people disgust me.
juggalo: what the fuck, I'ma stop this fucker.
*runs over to supposed "juggalo" and kicks his ass. Then he helps the assaulted man up.*
You alright man?
assaulted man: yeah, I'm fine, thanks man, that juggalo was probably going to kill me.
juggalo: that's not a juggalo, he's just some fake ass loser. He can sport all the facepaint he wants and listen to Psychopathic Records all his life, but he will never be a juggalo.
assaulted man: oh really, are you sure about that?
juggalo: Yeah I'm sure, if he's beating down defenseless people than he truly doesn't understand what a juggalo is.
assaulted man: How do you know all this?
Juggalo: Because I'm a juggalo, a real juggalo.
assaulted man: Oh, well you don't seem like a bad guy, maybe I was wrong about you juggalos.
*they shake hands and part ways. The two guys who watched as the fake juggalo beat down the man now sit silent, thinking about what had transpired in front of them. They now have a new view on juggalos, a positive view, and will no longer stereotype juggalos as redneck-moron-douchebags.*
guy 2: those people disgust me.
juggalo: what the fuck, I'ma stop this fucker.
*runs over to supposed "juggalo" and kicks his ass. Then he helps the assaulted man up.*
You alright man?
assaulted man: yeah, I'm fine, thanks man, that juggalo was probably going to kill me.
juggalo: that's not a juggalo, he's just some fake ass loser. He can sport all the facepaint he wants and listen to Psychopathic Records all his life, but he will never be a juggalo.
assaulted man: oh really, are you sure about that?
juggalo: Yeah I'm sure, if he's beating down defenseless people than he truly doesn't understand what a juggalo is.
assaulted man: How do you know all this?
Juggalo: Because I'm a juggalo, a real juggalo.
assaulted man: Oh, well you don't seem like a bad guy, maybe I was wrong about you juggalos.
*they shake hands and part ways. The two guys who watched as the fake juggalo beat down the man now sit silent, thinking about what had transpired in front of them. They now have a new view on juggalos, a positive view, and will no longer stereotype juggalos as redneck-moron-douchebags.*
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noun - a long time ago, the Catholic Church tricked the followers of ICP and other Juggalos in meeting at a place to become freinds, then mercilessly abuse them. In this event, millions of Juggalos world wide got "whipped". this is a horrible event.
"Historian Jake Peterson will now study the life of the Juggalos during the "Whipping of the Juggalos""
"My grandfather died in the Whipping of the Juggalos."
"My grandfather died in the Whipping of the Juggalos."
by Can Not December 28, 2005
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by Slipshod502 March 18, 2014
Get the juggaluggalocoro mug.Juggalos and lettes often get a bed rep because nobody really gives us a chance. People don't like us because we are different from the rest of the brain washed society and are ourselves, not clones. Not every lette and lo do drugs, there are straight edge lettes and los. There are lettes and los who hang with others (non family), and then there some who only hang with family. Yes, we are a very large group stretched from every which way and consider each other family. Not all lettes and los a lowlifes, scum bags, whatever. You can think you can judge everyone and know their whole life and shit, but when it comes to the truth, hah, it'd blow your fucking mind.
Joe: "Yo Brad, Sam! Get yo asses over here!"
Dick: "What the fuck you doing man? Those faggots are juggalos/juggalette."
Joe: "Dude, you're a asshole, juggalos/juggalettes are people too. Besides, they're mad chill."
Dick: "They're nasty scumbags yo. You want to fucking chill with those faggots, I'm peacing."
Joe: "What the fuck ever yo, at least they're not fucking douches like you."
Dick:" ............."
Joe: "That's what I thought."
Dick: "Fuck you man!!..."
Dick walks away.
Dick: "What the fuck you doing man? Those faggots are juggalos/juggalette."
Joe: "Dude, you're a asshole, juggalos/juggalettes are people too. Besides, they're mad chill."
Dick: "They're nasty scumbags yo. You want to fucking chill with those faggots, I'm peacing."
Joe: "What the fuck ever yo, at least they're not fucking douches like you."
Dick:" ............."
Joe: "That's what I thought."
Dick: "Fuck you man!!..."
Dick walks away.
by psychotokerlette October 5, 2011
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A juggalo is a male fan of the Insane Clown Posse
A juggalette is the female fan of the Insane Clown Posse
ICP for short.
Juggalo's and juggalettes are fans of ICP that have been saved by The dark Carnival and have realised that being different isn't a bad thing, for it makes us just that. 'Different' from everyone, we are all crazy in our own ways and we are all hated for some reason or another.
Us Lo's And Lette's Are loyal fans to ICP and any of the bands under the psychopathic record's logo. We love them as family as well as other Lo's and Lette's as family and we would die for eachother. Poeple always dis on the fam but we are strong and most true juggalo's and lette's ignore the threats and the insults. Most of the fans connect with ICP, Twiztid, Boondox, ABK, AMB, Blaze cause they grew up unwanted as many juggalo's and juggalette's did. Me included. We are outcasts. But the truth is we don't care, we don't give a fuck.
We paint our faces and we talk the way we talk to be different. Though many people say yea, yea, they want to be non-conformists, most of us are. We are all crazy and mentally unstable. Me for example. I've been to about 8 different therapists. My parents trying to scrounge up money for it all. Luckily we have rich grandparents. Me myself, i've grown up with no moeny for myself and the thing is i don't have friends. 'Cept for the handful and the few. My point. Being mentally insane and crazy is a part of our personna.
WE have haters. But we all yell whoop whoop to show who we follow. Poeple say we are in a cult. But we aren't. Or are we. You'll never reallt know. The dark carnival is our 'Heaven.' Me personally, i'm athiest, so i honestly don't care about the fact that the dark carnival was about god in the end. Anyways, haters. They call us fags, idiots, crack heads, ECT. And the truth is. We all have quirks, dumbasses. I myself and my buddy braindead used to be pot heads. Though we still hit it erryonce in a while. WHOOP WHOOP!
There are posers who we call juggaho's, juffalo's, things of that sort. And they can be pointed out easily. If everything you own is handed to you, then your not a juggalo. I have to work for my clothes and my music. Though my rent's buy it, i work that shit off, i keep my shit real too. But the fake ass bitches that are handed everything by name and shit, Hell nawh they ain't jugglo's or lette's.
WE call eachother family and we are, we juggalo's and lette's can walk through the streets of detroit and other bad gang infested hole's and yell our whoop whoop's and rep our colors and the psychopathic all over our bodies and have back up in the gangs and in the crowds of bystanders.
We lo's and lette's feel the music and we relate to most of the song's in our own special ways, and we hate biggots and racists. If you claim to be a juggalo or lette and you are racist, kill yourself.
WE also have our own juggalo system. OH SHIT! NOT ANOTHER SYSTEM! CALM THE FUCK DOWN, It's our thing so don't piss and run to yo momma. xD
Juggalo Quirks;
Words:
Nugget - Head
Neden - Pussy
Corndog - Cock - Penis
Cotton candy - Pussy
Popsicles - Cock - Penis
MCL - Much Clown Luv
MMFWCL - Much Muths Fuckin Wicked Clown Luv
Mutha Fackoo - Mutha Fucka - Mother Fucker
WHUT!? - What?
GREETINGS:
1 - Are you down with tha clown?
2 - Whuddup Ninja?
3 - Whuddup homie?
Chants and Sayings:
1 - WHOOP WHOOP!
2 - WE Will never die alone, juggalo's will carry on, swing our hatchet's if we must, each and everyone one of us.
Q 'n A:
Q: Are U Down wit the clown?
A: 'Till i'm dead in the ground
A juggalo is a male fan of the Insane Clown Posse
A juggalette is the female fan of the Insane Clown Posse
ICP for short.
Juggalo's and juggalettes are fans of ICP that have been saved by The dark Carnival and have realised that being different isn't a bad thing, for it makes us just that. 'Different' from everyone, we are all crazy in our own ways and we are all hated for some reason or another.
Us Lo's And Lette's Are loyal fans to ICP and any of the bands under the psychopathic record's logo. We love them as family as well as other Lo's and Lette's as family and we would die for eachother. Poeple always dis on the fam but we are strong and most true juggalo's and lette's ignore the threats and the insults. Most of the fans connect with ICP, Twiztid, Boondox, ABK, AMB, Blaze cause they grew up unwanted as many juggalo's and juggalette's did. Me included. We are outcasts. But the truth is we don't care, we don't give a fuck.
We paint our faces and we talk the way we talk to be different. Though many people say yea, yea, they want to be non-conformists, most of us are. We are all crazy and mentally unstable. Me for example. I've been to about 8 different therapists. My parents trying to scrounge up money for it all. Luckily we have rich grandparents. Me myself, i've grown up with no moeny for myself and the thing is i don't have friends. 'Cept for the handful and the few. My point. Being mentally insane and crazy is a part of our personna.
WE have haters. But we all yell whoop whoop to show who we follow. Poeple say we are in a cult. But we aren't. Or are we. You'll never reallt know. The dark carnival is our 'Heaven.' Me personally, i'm athiest, so i honestly don't care about the fact that the dark carnival was about god in the end. Anyways, haters. They call us fags, idiots, crack heads, ECT. And the truth is. We all have quirks, dumbasses. I myself and my buddy braindead used to be pot heads. Though we still hit it erryonce in a while. WHOOP WHOOP!
There are posers who we call juggaho's, juffalo's, things of that sort. And they can be pointed out easily. If everything you own is handed to you, then your not a juggalo. I have to work for my clothes and my music. Though my rent's buy it, i work that shit off, i keep my shit real too. But the fake ass bitches that are handed everything by name and shit, Hell nawh they ain't jugglo's or lette's.
WE call eachother family and we are, we juggalo's and lette's can walk through the streets of detroit and other bad gang infested hole's and yell our whoop whoop's and rep our colors and the psychopathic all over our bodies and have back up in the gangs and in the crowds of bystanders.
We lo's and lette's feel the music and we relate to most of the song's in our own special ways, and we hate biggots and racists. If you claim to be a juggalo or lette and you are racist, kill yourself.
WE also have our own juggalo system. OH SHIT! NOT ANOTHER SYSTEM! CALM THE FUCK DOWN, It's our thing so don't piss and run to yo momma. xD
Juggalo Quirks;
Words:
Nugget - Head
Neden - Pussy
Corndog - Cock - Penis
Cotton candy - Pussy
Popsicles - Cock - Penis
MCL - Much Clown Luv
MMFWCL - Much Muths Fuckin Wicked Clown Luv
Mutha Fackoo - Mutha Fucka - Mother Fucker
WHUT!? - What?
GREETINGS:
1 - Are you down with tha clown?
2 - Whuddup Ninja?
3 - Whuddup homie?
Chants and Sayings:
1 - WHOOP WHOOP!
2 - WE Will never die alone, juggalo's will carry on, swing our hatchet's if we must, each and everyone one of us.
Q 'n A:
Q: Are U Down wit the clown?
A: 'Till i'm dead in the ground
Juggalos 'N Juggalettes
Juggalo 1 - Whuddup homie?
Juggalo 2 - Nuttin much muh ninja
Juggalette - Just chillen'
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Hater 1 - look at those fags, with their faces painted, lets get 'em
Hater 2 & 3 - Hell yea
Juggalos 1, 2, & 3 - What?
Haters - You three are fucked now
Juggalos 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, ECT - *show up* Not today mutha fackoo.
Hater 1 - Whatever, Lets go guys
Hater 2 & 3 - *gone*
Hater 1 - Fuck *runs off*
Juggalos 1 to ?? - Fuckin haters. WHOOP WHOOP!
Juggalo 1 - Whuddup homie?
Juggalo 2 - Nuttin much muh ninja
Juggalette - Just chillen'
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Hater 1 - look at those fags, with their faces painted, lets get 'em
Hater 2 & 3 - Hell yea
Juggalos 1, 2, & 3 - What?
Haters - You three are fucked now
Juggalos 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, ECT - *show up* Not today mutha fackoo.
Hater 1 - Whatever, Lets go guys
Hater 2 & 3 - *gone*
Hater 1 - Fuck *runs off*
Juggalos 1 to ?? - Fuckin haters. WHOOP WHOOP!
by Tha.Juggalo.Jester September 9, 2009
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Homshabom, the Juggalin' Juggalo, comin' at ya muthafacko!
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