Jurassic Juggler

When a hot chick is sucking your cock and procedes to bobble and suck the balls pretending they were stress relieving balls.

Quite similar to ancient juggling techniques and entertainment where rocks and small boulders were used as a talent and showcase called the Jurassic Juggler

by Jonanamath October 18, 2006

Jurassic Parked

When someone/something distracts you while someone/something attacks you from the side. Also known as the Clever Girl.

I got Jurassic Parked last night. One guy yelled at me from across the room and another guy sucker punched me from the side.

by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012

jurassic buttload

The apex of all buttloads.

Seth: "Dude, there's a buttload of chocolate in the kitchen!"
Jason: "Like a human buttload?"
Seth: "No! A jurassic buttload!"

by nurseawesome February 24, 2014

jurassic shit

Some guy in the bathroom taking a shit. Then hears a girl say “something something Jurassic Park”

“MORE LIKE A JURRASIC SHIIIIIIT” ‘hehe Jurassic shit’

by ThatMiuSimp January 12, 2021

Jurrasic Sac

A man whos balls float when he sits in the bath tub, and often sits on his own sac.

Man jurrasic sac looks like he's in pain.

by Rusty, Seth, Richard March 24, 2010

Jurrasic chomp

When a girl (18-25) receives oral sex from a senior citizen(61 and up).

That retirement home was amazing I definitely coming back for another jurrasic chomp!

by Cletus10 July 21, 2018

Jurassic Park

A place where lots of old people meet. It could be a show by a band from the sixties, or a social or country club.

When the Rolling Stones came to play at Giants Stadium, that place turned into Jurassic Park.

by Rob Krug August 27, 2005