jubrassic 

old-school word my mates used to use, basically means utterly and completely shite, not of any worth, or gay as a motherfucker.
to be used in conjunction with mofo, or other offensive words found here..

Man, that dude thieved the last of your weed, what a jubrassic mofo!

Dude, that teacher is Jubrassic!

jubrassic by KitSteel April 22, 2007

Jurassic Prick 

An old man's penis

I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."

Jurassic Prick by murribunda December 27, 2021

Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.

Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

Jurassic Dork by The Creep1 March 17, 2011

Jurassic Park 

A great peice of Cinematic magic,

Welcome to Jurassic Park..

Jurassic Park by Rob T September 15, 2003

Juggrassic Park 

The mysterious jungle you might find yourself in when you're really drunk.

Juggrassic Park is a state of mind that one can only achieve after heavy drinking. Finding Juggrassic Park is not easy. It involves a reasonable amount of insanity, a lot of drinking, and not blacking out or passing out.

You can tell if someone else is in Juggrassic Park if they start saying or doing crazy things for a long period of time. Usually this is done while wearing a boonie hat or helmet

Professor Charles Xavier from X-men is the ruler of Juggrassic Park. If you or anyone you know has fought anyone while in Juggrassic Park, they were probably Charles' Juggeraptors.

Shit is always falling in Juggrassic Park. Be nice to Charles.

Please note that "Charles" is always pronounced "Chaales."

"Listen, We ALL get lost on the way to Juggrassic Park. Sebastian from the Little Mermaid said to take a left at the coral.....

Charles you know damn well the last time I went to Juggrassic Park to get the haircut by a velociraptor, I left with a tattoo on my nuts, a prince albert, got some graphics on my asshairs, plus i got a new tattoo on my chest saying 'Long-dick Willy'

Fuck knockin'! Let me in!"

Juggrassic Park by OneKnee March 11, 2011

Jurrassic Park 

The wrong way to spell "Jurassic Park".

Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch Jurrassic Park?

Guy 2: Learn how to spell, dumbass.

Jurrassic Park by InstantActionHero April 14, 2007

Jurassic Park Syndrome 

The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.

Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.

Jurassic Park Syndrome by CaptainScorpio September 30, 2008