junted

Being in a state of raging intoxication while partying. Wasted, shitfaced, crunk.

I was straight junted last night

Get Junted

by junt07 February 3, 2009

Junter

To hog or steal something with or without being noticed.

Ah you just junterd all my crisps

by megaownage December 11, 2010

Juanse

Short for Juan Sebastian, Juanse works magic with the ladies; somehow he manages to get girlfriend after girlfriend as well as partners to cheat on them with! Juanse is naturally incompatible with Argentinians (especially Lihuel) since his sophisticated debating style is does not sit well with their stubbornness and incoherent logic. He is loved by the majority, but those who hate him do so with a burning fiery passion (this particular group is composed mainly by his ex-girlfriends). As such, Juanse has had to endure being on the receiving end of violent demeanors. In fact, there is a permanent slap-shaped scar imprinted on his otherwise impeccable face.

Girl: Juanse, did you cheat on me?
Juanse: What, you thought you were the only juan?

by iamjuanse September 22, 2016

Juanne

Hot chicks in bikinis #flawless

Thise juannes are hot as fuck!!!!!!!!!

by purple polka dots February 5, 2017

juaneditz

The husband of Hailee Steinfeld/ Kate Bishop

I heard that Hailee Steinfeld's husband is named Juaneditz!

by not juaneditz November 3, 2021

Juanton

a Mexican version of a Chinese Wonton

Yum these Juanton sure are good

Man one of these day your gonna have to teach me how to make juantons

by stanely iii March 31, 2010

Don Juaned

1. One who makes promises but does not follow through.
2. Purchasing a product or service and not receiving what was promised.

I ordered the game 4 months ago and I got straight up Don Juaned.

by Daywalker September 7, 2003