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A: i just don’t get the horse meme...
B: juan
by Jacil October 20, 2020
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Juan is a handsome hella fucking Mexican boy, can be sarcastic and rude, but does it for a reason usually for his friends and if not then for fun. They also are really good actors singers and since he’s Mexican he is a good-ass dancer, likes to do things with friends and would do anything to see them be happy😍
Friend one: Juan let’s go to a party
Juan: only if we go matching
by Weirnnsensj April 16, 2019
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Spanish name most closely related to that in English as John. Popularised in the west by the Johnny Depp film "Don Juan", the name Juan strikes fear into the hearts of lesser men. Translates loosely to "man with everything"
Pronounced differently than expected

Juan -> "hhh-wa-n"
Steph- Hey Jenna how is it going with Charles
Jenna- God Steph he was so passe, such a no in a big way! i found a new guy... his is Juan"
Steph- He sounds like a pretty hot guy! Its not too mexican like Miguel, its soft and subtle and incrdibly sexy!
by Charles Olson November 10, 2006
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The number of Mexicans it takes to screw in a lightbulb
Q- How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Juan
by goffman May 21, 2012
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Bob: Who's number Juan?
Juan: I'm number Juan!
by maroonmicrophone November 4, 2014
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A very handsome guy with a Large penis he knows how to give girls head.
ohhhh Yes Juan.....harder
by hugobigdaddy2132 April 21, 2018
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The most savage kid you'll ever meet
by Anonymous9157111 September 16, 2016
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