Joush

Joush is a guy who drinks copious amounts of grapefruit juice without any regard to how he is impacting the citrus fruit industry. He seems like a quality guy when you meet him, but in reality he is rapidly bringing the level of Vitamin C on Earth to lethal amounts, accelerating the extinction of mankind.

I thought he was making a pun when he said he was "Joushing" with me, but now I have scurvy.

by Joush September 24, 2018

Jerusha

Jerusha is a sexy monkey who lovessss big bananas. She has big titties too and i luv to play w em. She short asf but a feisty one, very energetic but tired at the same time. English subject is her cryptonite.

"omg is that jerusha"
"yeah she's so sexy i wanna give her my banana"

by 2sexy4diswrld April 13, 2022

jushe

the controlled-chaos effect gained when styling one's hair by hand or from an outside source such as the wind.

i got hit in the head by a tree branch, now my hair is totally jushe.

by c December 4, 2003

jush

the motion to maneuver your hands as if it's rubbing a ball .

person 1: I love the way my girl jushes my hair.
person 2: Yeah she's jushing it.

by jtooo November 3, 2010

Jush

stufg

I'm going to get my jush

by 2boysmom October 15, 2020

Joush

1. a person who is very interested in counter strike and plays it at steve's house for-ev-er

2. a person who carrys around daggers and golf clubs to hit n*****s and Chalz with.

Grace: stop playing counter strike !
Josh: this is my fav. stage.
Grace: ur such a JOush!

by Grace February 15, 2004

Jushtish

A mispronunciation of the word "justice" for greater emotional effect and epic-ness.

"An army of slaves vast beyond imagining, ready to devour tiny Greece, ready to snuff out the world's one hope for reason...and JUSHTISH" - Dilios, in the movie 300

by SlauterHouZe101 September 24, 2011