jasmine cephas jones

Married to anthony Ramos

the greatest person on the planet besides her mom Beyoncé .

Jasmine Cephas Jones : "And Peggy"

by Janthonyfluff December 18, 2016

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michael jones

1. A member of Achievement Hunter and Rooster Teeth, and host/creator of the popular Youtube series, Rage Quit.
2. Some random fuck who shares the same name as Michael from Rage Quit, and doesn't deserve the same name as him.

Michael Jones: Come on Ray, let's play icky cookie.
Gavin: What the hell is icky cookie?

Ray: Its where you take a cookie and you all take turns jizzing on the cookie.

Gavin: Aww, Ray

by FablePunk January 5, 2014

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Jim Jones Kool Aid

Any poisonous, liquid concoction one drinks, in order to commit suicide. Taken from the infamous "Jonestown massacre" mass suicide, when cult leader Jim Jones killed his flock with poisoned punch.

"Drain cleaner and Jack Daniels? That's a Jim Jones Kool Aid, if I EVER heard one!"

by D. Gould March 1, 2006

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Robot Jones

Robot Jones is a cute little robot that comes on a show called Whatever Happened to Robot Jones.

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by the-x. January 8, 2005

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Jones Crusher

A girl who grinds down on your dick so hard while she's riding you that you get chaffed and sore. Originally from a Frank Zappa song.

1) That girl I banged last night was a Jones Crusher. My dick was so raw when I woke up it had scabs growing on it.

2) She's a Jones Crusher, Jones Crusher; Deadly jaws, better get the gauze...

by fishymonger February 21, 2011

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