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Jonalized

To be boned up the ass by an effeminate male with curly hair and a high pitched voice.
A strange attraction to the Jonas Brothers.
A mental disease carried by young teenage girls with no sense of good musical taste.
To have fantastic dreams including three monkeys playing instruments with a banana hanging out of their asses.
"I love the jonas brothers, OMG, girl, i think i have just been Jonalized!

1 person (gay dude): please Jonalize me sweetcakes.
2 person (gay dude): you got it honey buns.
by Terry Strawberry August 13, 2009
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Jonald McRonaldson

a man who shits in urinals then eats it
random mexican: whoaa jefe theres sum wack ass foo up in the jawn eatin sum shit outta a urinal
random caucasian: must be a jonald mcronaldson
by negromongler6969 July 26, 2019
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Joya

The most sexy girl you will ever meet.Shes the most amazing girl of life.shes beautiful. shes the noog. she always knows what to say shes just puts all you ppl to shame shes just that amazing. she loves to have detention wit her noog and just her noog! =
i love joya.

joya is life
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joual

1. Street French of the Montreal area
2. Speakers possessing this particular accent

Comes from the way speakers of this dialect pronounce "cheval" (in one syllable)and many other words.
Examples of joual speech:
Chu allé.. (je suis allé)
Toé (toi)
Té (tu es)
Ben (bien)
by Falafel October 24, 2006
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Joval

Joval, or Jovalution, is a movement started during the spring of 2010 by a few Berkeley students who share a passion for badminton of legendary proportions.

The JovalArts (including the Forbidden Joval-Jutsu) is taught exclusively by the Jovalian school of thought. It includes, but not limited to:

Joval Drop
Joval Clear
Joval Smash
Joval Hulk Smash
Joval-Peter Gade
Joval-Reverse Peter Gade
Joval-Redrop
Joval Cross Drop
Joval Drive
Joval Serve
Joval Flick Serve
Joval Slice
Joval On the Line
Joval Out
Jovalization
JovaLuck
Joval Owned
Joval Win

Note: the Forbidden Joval-Jutsu cannot be revealed until one has mastered the JovalArts.
Betty just Joval Smashed Jon! He got Joval Owned.
by fredxj April 5, 2010
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Johal

Johal is a Sikh name that is the best of the best. They beat everything and everyone.
by FKNBITCHASS July 30, 2019
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jonalis

She’s pretty she’s thick she does not say anything when anyone says about her in her face cause she try’s to control her anger and she’s hates fake people and likes to be herself she’s so cute a loving and I would date her if I could because she’s loyal asf and does anything for anyone and I love her 🤗⁉️💍❤️😇😍🤩😭
Jonalis is thick smart and the best
by Lerenda January 6, 2019
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