suicide jockey

Trucker slang for a haz-mat (Hazzardous Materials) driver, such as a trucker with a tanker full of jet fuel.

Never ride in a convoy led by suicide jockeys!

by Justus February 3, 2005

nob jockey

another word for a homosexual male who "rides" cock like a jockey would ride a horse

Paul you nob jockey!

by Elcheifio September 4, 2003

Dick Jockey

A person That likes to ride a penis like it was a horse.

Collin Farnsworth

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Hose Jockey

A nickname for a firefighter.

Look at all of those hose jockeys in the fire truck.

by Lucina November 10, 2006

Wall Jockeys

Remnants of shit on the back of the toilet bowl after an explosive session of pooping.

Who took a shit? The bowl is fucking littered with wall jockeys.

by thesingleshot May 29, 2009

Tube Jockey

A person who controls the You Tube channel when a small group are gathered around one home computer by choosing different songs and videos for the group to watch/listen to.

Hey, you are the best tube jockey I know!
Who is up next-up to tube Jockey?
Let me serve as tube jockey for you guys

by supermangoman September 5, 2009

slide jockey

A teacher that reads soley from powerpoint slides without any attempt to actually teach. Has no originality whatsoever.

WHAT THE FUCK GOMEZ!!! can't you do something other than read from those god damn slides you fucking slide jockey. jesus i can read myself!

by gomezathon March 2, 2010