José Queefo

When a girl eats a BIG bean burrito, take a shot of that good ole JC, and then takes a ride on the merry go round! You can guess what’s coming next 😏

Wooooof!! I can smell that potent José Queefo from a MILE away!

Gonna take a shot of Jose Quervo…then breathe in her Jose Queefo later bro!

by Loberson November 22, 2023

José

You haven't met Jose, have you? He is the most attractive and charming man on the planet. He is a one-of-a-kind individual. He will prioritize you and listen to all of your needs, as well as make you laugh when you are feeling down. He'll bring you to Redondo Beach, where you'll see some of the most gorgeous sunsets while he singing to some of the most beautiful songs. Luckily, he is your boyfriend!

"Who made you smile like that, girl?" Maria asks.

"José, my love," I said.

"Wow!! ", says Maria.

"Girl, Who made you smile like that?" Maria asks.

"José, Mi Amor," I said.

"Excellent!! ", says Maria.

by jgao8506 November 22, 2021

José

José is the God form of any Mexican giving the power of enchilada and guacamole. Basically Mexican Shazam.

Ex : JaMarcus “José!”

JaMarcus now our God

by Josê April 29, 2021

José Orozco

His bsf was fake af, But yet He still managed to be more happy with his bsf.... still proves to be a loyal person

José Orozco is still loyal without having a bsf.

by @jjjoo November 10, 2018

José Ángel Ramos Betts

The 11 year old who decided to troll his entire nation (Mexico) on January 10, 2020 by shooting up his private school Columbine style, with his custom made Natural Selection shirt, his 22 caliber Glock as well as his 40 caliber Glock, and killing 1 teacher and injuring 6 others then committing heroism and turning the gun on himself (Inspired by his heros and idols Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold).

José’s country (Mexico), instead of tackling the actual issue, decided to remove certain video games and regulate teaching “ethics” to the children in Colegio Cervantes.

One of José’s family members were later arrested under the charge of child neglect.

RIP José Ángel Ramos Betts you truly deserved more and the world didn’t see you and your descent into a horrible fate.

Alex: Did you see on the news? An 11 year old, José Ángel Ramos Betts committed suicide in a school shooting he started.
Ame: Poor soul. He was only 11

by Spergs June 20, 2023

José

A female friend or someone you have intrest in.

My friend asked me " if still talk to the same José or am I seeing someone new?"

by Lul gabe finesse October 5, 2020

José Osuna

A fictional person invented to reassure students that they can write an E-Mail to, so he can solve their problems.

If you have any problems, you should send an E-Mail to José Osuna.

by AmazingMilk3 December 18, 2017