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Synthetic tubes which teenage girls squish their legs into in order to create the illusion of a ridiculously tight pair of skinny jeans. Should never be worn. Ever. Hurts my eyes.
Sally: Hey, do you like my new jeggings?
Kate: No. Please burn them.
by Frankly Mr Shankly April 4, 2011
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Jogging Sex

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When a person of the opposite gender goes jogging with you, it's a lot like having sex. Hot, physical, lasts about an hour and if you do it right you both get a massive endorphin rush at the end.
We sat down on the bench when we were done, getting our breath back and chatting. We were happy and exhausted - we both agreed it had been good jogging sex.
by Manwithabetterplan July 30, 2010
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cop jogging

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when your walking down the street with nothing on you, & you see a cop and start running just for fun.
last night i was on my way to dudes house when i got bored & started cop jogging. i made it three blocks!
by tomcon5 February 28, 2009
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toe jogging

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Joe was toe jogging sarah underneath the table.
by jrase July 7, 2010
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Leggings that look like jeans but stretch so they can be worn by girls who have gained weight and can fit in their normal jeans anymore.
She's definitely gained a lot of weight in college. You can tell because she's started wearing jeggings.
by THATgurl456 December 2, 2010
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1. A derogatory term for a particular variety of female who acts in a notably unacceptable, rude, backhanded, or uncouth manner. Often (but not always) drunk, a Jeggings will say terrible things behind their friends' backs; tip very poorly; fail to say, "excuse me," while shoving past you in a crowd; yell at their mother on their phone in line at the bank; or otherwise act immaturely and without regard for others. They can often be identified by their choice of lower body clothing.

2. Synonym for bitch or asshole.
"That Jeggings just slapped my boyfriend's ass"

"Those Jeggings woo girls in the corner will not stop shouting, 'Oh my god! Bachelorette party! Woo!"
by Dangertime32 September 25, 2011
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Jogging Hotdog

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When after over 2 hours of nonstop jogging, you come back to then immediately having to take a fat muddragon in your chocolate eater and you’re so hot that a slime snickers comes out of your sausage factory and it’s so hot it makes the worst odor of all time. That’s what a jogging hotdog is.
After jogging around the park, my Marianas trench was ready to burst a jogging hotdog
by CarolGodDamnBaksin April 25, 2020
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