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Joey Jordison

Amazing drummer for Slipknot, awesome guitarist for Murderdolls, and idol for maggots!

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Joey Jordison rules!
That's rite maggotfucker!!!

Who's number 1?
JOEY!!!!!!
by Lindroos April 17, 2008
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Jordesbians

Noun, Adj - Jordan fans who are so blinded by nostalgia. They refuse to acknowledge that Jordan played in a weak era. They often site his finals record of 6-0 but dismiss his 1-9 record in the first round before Scottie Pippen was drafted. Usually, They believe everything from the nineties is better than anything today.

These people are unreasonable and possibly violent when confronted with opposing views or reality.

They have an unreasonable obsession with destroying the legacy of Lebron James.
Jordesbians will do anything to protect the reputation of daddy MJ.

"Jordan got Two rings against Utah and one against Seattle, that's not exactly tough competition

Jordesbians - That Utah team would beat the Kevin Durant Warriors in 5 games.."

Jordesbians - If Lebron played in the 90s he avg 15 points at best.
by SuperstardjSupreme September 15, 2019
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Jordain

real, mindblowing, phresh, dope, retro, party starter, better then every bitch there is
infamous- jordain
by xox2hotforu May 1, 2009
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Jorden

Jorden is a bad ass bitch for real. She got friends but she don’t need them. She’s independent as hell. She doesn’t beg for friendship. She a skinny but still got ass. She loves herself and she don’t need a nigga like all these other bitches do.PeRiOdT
Jorden is a bad ass bitch i want her.
by Gilded October 20, 2019
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Jordina

Jordina is very kind, beautiful and smart. She is very energetic and sporty. She is also the best at gymmastics.
Jordina the gymanst!
by Oofjw May 20, 2020
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Jordin

One of the 6 names on the planet that when heard people are forced to stop and look at who's coming! Basically on another level!
Oh shit I think I just heard that Jordin is coming to the party! Wait there he/she is!
by JAY641991 October 20, 2010
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Jorde

Jorde; a no good lying dirtbag of man who's only contribution to society is being a burden. A jorde will swindle, extort, and con at every chance possible. 100% of what passes a jorde's lips is pure Bullshit. A jorde never has any of their own funds no matter what they tell you there always Broke.Jorde's are also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.
"That SOB is a Jorde you gotta watch him, he'll take ya for every cent you got if ya let him"
"They caught that fuckin jorde down at the livery again, standing on a bucket just going to town on that poor old Blind Lahma, poor fella don't even know wtf is going on just stands there chewin away in total obliveian"
by Vendetta Fist February 19, 2017
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