Joosting my clog

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.

Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog

by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025

Joost Klein

The person that got disqualified from Eurovision and during his performance in Canada said
"FUCK EUROVISION!"

Justice for Joost Klein

by Communism Is Life June 29, 2024

Joost

Used as a replacement name for a girl you're trying to fuck when you don't want everybody to know who you're talking about.

"Joost blue balled me yesterday, the fuck?"

by KevinKlml June 6, 2019

Joost Winkens

Ancient fool

Wow a wild Joost Winkens! How did he survive the ice age?!

by Thissa420 November 22, 2019

Joost

Stereotypical Dutch male. Typically has slicked back hair, attractive, and dresses preppy.

We can’t go to this bar, it’s full of Joosts.

by Mark1071 June 9, 2024

joosted

When you tell a friend to "just follow you" to a destination, but blow through every yellow and red light on the route.

"I tried to follow him to the grocery store, but he joosted me and I lost him."

by boogitybooooo March 30, 2025

Joost

A guy who is always late to a particular party or current trend.

Bro, he's so late to the trend. Total joost.

by Greqt77 December 7, 2021