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joost

the guy with the prettiest eyes ever. people try to cancel him for everything he does but he's too good, he's a god (yes, ome robert)
"man, I want to cancel Joost."

Joost: fuck the ebu I don't want to go to court
by eenhoornlola August 30, 2025
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Joost

Joost is an amazing guy, the one who is selfless and unique. Never met anyone as kind as a Joost, but unfortunately he doesn't know how special he is. But once he loves you, never let him go, because he will love you with his whole heart and will protect from and help with everything.
He is a Joost, because he stayed longer at work to help me finish early.
by Crazydutchgirl_1906 November 23, 2021
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Joost

Used as a replacement name for a girl you're trying to fuck when you don't want everybody to know who you're talking about.
by KevinKlml June 6, 2019
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Joosting my clog

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.
Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog
by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025
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Joost Klein

The person that got disqualified from Eurovision and during his performance in Canada said
"FUCK EUROVISION!"
by Communism Is Life June 29, 2024
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joosted

When you tell a friend to "just follow you" to a destination, but blow through every yellow and red light on the route.
"I tried to follow him to the grocery store, but he joosted me and I lost him."
by boogitybooooo March 30, 2025
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Joost is the fastest and most good smelling person you'll every meet. Number 1 Theo stan, has everywhere in his room Theo merchandise. Every game he plays, he'll let you feel like a total noob because he dominates every game and is a legit pro gamer and speedruner. A total man of honor in general. Never talks, is very mysterious. But a really smart and funny friend. You got a problem? Joost will find a solution for you. Always there for you.
Person: omg I'm so angry, this guy destroyed me in every game!
Another person: oh, that's probably a joost, but he's also a real man of honor
by KikiKiraundso May 31, 2020
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