joisey 

How us New Jersey people DONT say Jersey
We say Jurzee, see New Jersey accent
Not even people in North Jersey say it that way
Not even my cousins from NY say it
We have 8 million residents, do you really think all of them say "Joisey"? If you do than your dumb as hell.

I bet 90% of you who make fun of us have never been to New Jersey, and I bet I could make fun of your state but I don't cause I'm not some ignorant fuck who makes up shit.
NO ONE SAYS JOISEY.

joisey by Jersey Kid March 22, 2008

Josey 

Josey is kind-hearted, sweet, friendly, and gorgeous. Josey is almost always laughing which makes you overjoyed because you're glad to see her happy. Although if you make her upset she will come for you. You can't run, you can't hide, and you can't fight her off. She will destroy you. She is also eye candy for every dude to ever walk on this planet and has no trouble getting a boyfriend. If you're friends with her, she probably likes your little brother more than you. Her innocence is pretty fucking funny but damn is she sassy as shit.

Person 1: Bro help me I made Josey mad.
Person 2: Fuck no She's scary when she's upset.
Person 3: Her ass is fineeee thought
**Josey beats the living fuck out of Person 1 and Person 3**

Josey by John Herbert Survivor November 12, 2022

Joisey Accent 

The imaginary being of...who came up with that anyway? No where in Jersey do people speak with that awful accent that sounds like a crushing mix of Italian and New York accents.

ignant person- Hey, where ya from?
Jersian- Jersey
ignant (in "Joisey" accent)- Haaaaay! How you doin'? Why don't you have a Joisey accent? What part of New Jersey are you from?
Jersian- No one has that stupid accent
ignant (still in accent) What do ya mean, everybody knows that's how ya talk in Joisey!
Jersian- *sigh*
*smacks ignant person*
*walks away*

Joisey Accent by rjholla2003 January 4, 2005

Joisey 

How New Jersians say "Jersey". They all talk like this.

"Don't mess with me, I'm from Joisey!"

Person 1: "Why are you spread eagle on the bar counter with your twat hanging out?"

Jersey-ite: "It's a Joisey thing!"

Joisey by Nobodyyouknow123 January 10, 2014

Joisey Accent 

The "Jersey" accent, which only the Italians living very close to New York actually have, yet is misconstruded to represent the whole state.

Yeah, I'm from Jersey. Sojo, actually. Don't have the Joisey accent. You want that, go up to Noith Joisey.

Joisey Accent by Myndi December 31, 2005

joose

crack in a can. you can pretty much commit a crime, and if your drinking joose you WILL get away with it!

when these girls drink joose they think they can fly

joose by blondebitch12586 June 19, 2010

josey 

a public ass woopin

oh snap that guy just got josey

josey by loverss October 20, 2008