Jockocracy

An oppressive, totailitarian government of jock overseers that seeks to subjugate the less athletic for their own political gains.

Highschool, total Jockocracy right there

by Nick O"Lantern July 2, 2007

joobow

A Jewish hobo. A Jew who spends all their time hoarding pennies but is still poor

That kid is such a joobow

by asatre January 13, 2010

Discount jooks

When a person receives sex from a prostitute at a discount/for free.

Boy one - `oi boys that brass didn't charge me for the third time I banged'

Boy two - 'sick bruv you got a discount jooks'

by Dinodanpayne November 5, 2019

jockocracy

College micro-society ruled by Abercrombie-and-Fitch wearing, baseball-cap-packing frat boys.

“Now, restaurant fail. Children go to state college. Serious students powerless against drunken jockocracy. Baseball hats everywhere.”

by tikaro October 27, 2003

jonko

a joint, (marijuana sigaret)
also sometimes called a blunt

dude, share the jonko man!
or
this is a good jonko, dude where did you get it?

by Campy de Dude January 30, 2008

jookes

jookes;adj.

an exclamation used to express any feeling of extreme intensity.

i.e. happiness, excitement, fear, anxiety, loneliness.

"jookes. my hair's falling out from all this bleach!"

by aaaddrriiaannaa June 30, 2006

jockolate

A sweet and delicious piece of man that you'd take in a second if given the opportunity (as in the same reaction many people would have when offered chocolate); the male is often athletic and in high school (hence the "jock" part)

Can also be referred to as "hot jockolate" if greater emphasis is needed on the attractive aspect of the male.

"Forget Godiva, I'll take some of that jockolate over there any day!"

by aduck! September 7, 2009