by Markelle Williams January 17, 2023
Get the Jordan Poole mug.To 'Joosab' is to entice someone out of their hard won riches using a devious ploy, i.e. to swindle them.
It primarily means to swindle with indifference, be it a stranger or a life-long friend, everyone's a target. A 'Joosab' is often carried out through unscrupulous trickery, used to defraud others and eliminate enemies.
To Joosab also incorporates the worst swindling of all, emotional swindling. Ruthless and devastating, it occurs when a Joosabian uses counterfeit emotion to win the hearts of the masses, before dismissing them and hence crushing their spirits. Many who have been so severely Joosab-ed often never recover.
To 'Joosab someone's heart' is a phrase often used to describe heartbreak.
It primarily means to swindle with indifference, be it a stranger or a life-long friend, everyone's a target. A 'Joosab' is often carried out through unscrupulous trickery, used to defraud others and eliminate enemies.
To Joosab also incorporates the worst swindling of all, emotional swindling. Ruthless and devastating, it occurs when a Joosabian uses counterfeit emotion to win the hearts of the masses, before dismissing them and hence crushing their spirits. Many who have been so severely Joosab-ed often never recover.
To 'Joosab someone's heart' is a phrase often used to describe heartbreak.
by JustAnotherPenguin November 25, 2010
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by Malibu8 March 1, 2010
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by hxtlne August 28, 2018
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1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books
Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".
1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books
Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".
Why was Adam so pissed yesterday?" "Oh, he just found out that the author of that series he was reading pulled a jordan. After reading 8 books of that series already.
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