A handsome gentleman that loves a small women. He is very dirty minded and loves sex. He is a sporty small kid that probably doesn't play rugby. Jonty would marry and name that starts with cat. He is very desperate.
'Hey whats your name? 'My name is Jonty' What is your name? 'My name starts with cat'then Jonty says' Meow'!!!!
by BenDover_69_ September 27, 2020
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ur such a Jonty
by 68rtgher January 30, 2024
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stupid name it means small dick is gibberish !
stupid name it means small dick is gibberish !
by greg peels May 7, 2023
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"Swear down you're getting married?! Nah you're JONTY"
"I'm what?"
"You're JONTY! Just On Next Tings Yeah!!"
"Man's JONTY"
"I'm what?"
"You're JONTY! Just On Next Tings Yeah!!"
"Man's JONTY"
by Just On Next Tings Init January 18, 2021
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Dude 2: Ofc dude, i'm not as nice as Jonty, that would be impossible
Dude 2: Ofc dude, i'm not as nice as Jonty, that would be impossible
by I_play_b_rotation April 28, 2021
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Especially someone that makes false claims.
Especially someone that makes false claims.
by nupid_stiggers September 19, 2025
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