jonty lee

Man with the world's biggest penis

Is that at Jonty Lee??

by Andrew.p620 August 24, 2016

Jonty

A handsome gentleman that loves a small women. He is very dirty minded and loves sex. He is a sporty small kid that probably doesn't play rugby. Jonty would marry and name that starts with cat. He is very desperate.

'Hey whats your name? 'My name is Jonty' What is your name? 'My name starts with cat'then Jonty says' Meow'!!!!

by BenDover_69_ September 27, 2020

Jonty

Short man usually desired by gay men such as Alex. He usually has a small penis and thinks he is funny but actually no one likes him.

"Jonty, you aren't funny."

"At least I dont have a small penis

"But you do you retard, and no one likes you except gay men with insta max cameras"

by SexyCucumber1934 June 3, 2020

JONTY

Praise - When an individual gives someone that is doing great or levelling up, praise with an acronym.

"Swear down you're getting married?! Nah you're JONTY"

"I'm what?"

"You're JONTY! Just On Next Tings Yeah!!"

"Man's JONTY"

by Just On Next Tings Init January 18, 2021

Jonty

A bit of a mental lad when west ham are playing he loves using his extremely large ballsack as a parachute and to strangle other football hooligans. Jonty can not be harmed because he owns stone island (if you know you know aye) he usually has a brother called sonny he spends a lot of his time raw dogging xl bulls

ur such a Jonty

by 68rtgher January 30, 2024

Jonty

HLTV's most respected forum user. Often refers to other users as friend.

Dude 1: Have u ever been banned?
Dude 2: Ofc dude, i'm not as nice as Jonty, that would be impossible

by I_play_b_rotation April 28, 2021

Jonty

Used to describe someone politically underdeveloped, ignorant and uneducated.
Especially someone that makes false claims.

person 1: “you’re such a jonty bro stfu”
person 2: “you just don’t like my opinions”

by nupid_stiggers September 19, 2025