Jannik

A boy that games everyday and all day. He is sweet and funny but can't really be empathetic. He wants to speak his mind but hates confrontation so he just sarcastically disses people. If Jannik likes you, he'll be one of the best friends ever and have your back. With his friends he's loud and fun and it's easy to make him laugh. Jannik will not take shiteu from anyone. He'll protect you in his own way and loves food and anime. Jannik is one of the best boys ever!Keep him!

Bro. He's hella funny, must be a Jannik.
An OSU King? Clearly a Jannik.

by Justarandyrandom May 10, 2020

jannikism

The disorder whereby a girl may be calm and fun to talk to one day, and be an utter bitch the next day. Acts of kindness include offers of help and general pleasantness, while acts of bitchiness may include apparent constant ragging and hurling sharp objects.
The mood of which may be shown as a pattern of two bitchy days and one good day.
Named after the victim of the first recognized case: Jannika.

"Did you talk to that new girl yet?"

"Nope, not yet. She's on day 2 of bitchiness"

"What do you mean?"

"She has Jannikism"

"Oh, gotcha"

by lysdexic loof March 28, 2009

jannika

Is an awesome person who loves fashion and shopping.She is one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet. If you mention a really cool clothing store she will scream in joy.

jannika

by ms.awesome pants February 6, 2014

jonning

passing off a mistake or embarassing situation in a way that makes it seem both intentional and awesome

Through skillful jonning, the trip became a perfectly executed judo roll up to her front door.

by jbmoore4 April 7, 2008

Jonning/To be Jonned

Jonning/To be Jonned is when a close friend almost completely looses contact with the rest of a close knit group. This phrase was first used by black Somalians in inner city slums in places such as East and South East London, Compton, New York and Ashford.

Ananta: "wheres our boy Elliot gone these days?"
Adam W: "Ahhh hes Jonned us man"
Ananta: "What the fuuck! That G is Jonning us? He was one of our closest boys"
Josephy Kylea Jr: "Shit man, it happens to the best of us sumtimes."

Jonning/To be Jonned

by ThaRealestMuhfucka July 6, 2009

Jonnism

A case where every person is against you no matter the current circumstances.

I am under attack and it could be considered jonnism

by HuggieHooligan December 14, 2020

Jannik

Jannik is probably Belgian. He's the best guy in the whole world - in facts surpassing all other specimens of the male population. He's sweet, caring, charming, amazing, smart, understanding, intelligent and a great listener. He may have a slightly random sense of humor, but it only adds to his charm. He has striking good looks, although he may be the last person to realize himself. An all around beautiful person that anyone would be privileged to know and call a friend. To any woman who is fortunate with a Jannik, he is also the most awesome boyfriend on earth. If you are a famele dating a Jannik you are a lucky woman.

Girl 1: Look this hot boy over there. What's his name?
Girl 2: Jannik. He's the hottest boy at school AND my boyfriend.
Girl 1: Oh sorry. You're lucky. Such a great boy.

by forevertwentyone December 30, 2016