Light skin,beautiful,intelligent,Ghetto when need to be. Anger problems most of the time....but ALWAYS loyal
by Leslie09 March 13, 2017
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Mike: Did you see Ian Jones today.
Jay: Nah didn't see him his girlfriend said we couldn't hang out anymore.
Jay: Nah didn't see him his girlfriend said we couldn't hang out anymore.
by JRDIV November 17, 2017
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Get the jasmine cephas jones mug.1. A member of Achievement Hunter and Rooster Teeth, and host/creator of the popular Youtube series, Rage Quit.
2. Some random fuck who shares the same name as Michael from Rage Quit, and doesn't deserve the same name as him.
2. Some random fuck who shares the same name as Michael from Rage Quit, and doesn't deserve the same name as him.
Michael Jones: Come on Ray, let's play icky cookie.
Gavin: What the hell is icky cookie?
Ray: Its where you take a cookie and you all take turns jizzing on the cookie.
Gavin: Aww, Ray
Gavin: What the hell is icky cookie?
Ray: Its where you take a cookie and you all take turns jizzing on the cookie.
Gavin: Aww, Ray
by FablePunk January 5, 2014
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by D. Gould March 1, 2006
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Get the Robot Jones mug.A girl who grinds down on your dick so hard while she's riding you that you get chaffed and sore. Originally from a Frank Zappa song.
1) That girl I banged last night was a Jones Crusher. My dick was so raw when I woke up it had scabs growing on it.
2) She's a Jones Crusher, Jones Crusher; Deadly jaws, better get the gauze...
2) She's a Jones Crusher, Jones Crusher; Deadly jaws, better get the gauze...
by fishymonger February 21, 2011
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