Pac-man Jonesing

eng.
1. An uncontrollable urge to carry large amounts of money in brown paper bags and frequent strip clubs for dinner at 3 in the morning.
2. The ability to be arrested 12 times, yet never see the inside of a jail cell.
3. Waste of talent.

exe 1=guy1: Yo dog, whatchu do last night?
guy2: Hit up the atm and went Pac-man Jonesing for some seafood.
exe 2=guy1 Yall heard 5-0 got Trey last night red handed?
guy2: Shit, that muthafucka gonna Pac-man Jones them charges.
exe 3=M.C. Hammer,"I remember when I was popular, then I just Pac-man Jonesed it all away."

by Nick Bockwinkle March 29, 2008

Jonessa

A unique name that was given to a girl in 2004. It is a mix of the names Joseph and Vanessa.

“You are the only person I know with the name Jonessa!” -Simon
“Jonessa is pretty unique” -Everyone

by GrassyAssy April 8, 2019

Jonesing

Comes from the street term for heroin, and associated with an addiction or craving. Not affiliated with 'keeping up with the jones'.

It's Friday night and I'm jonesing for a drink!

She was jonesing him at the concert.

by krohnanator November 20, 2008

Mike Jonesing

(N.) A sexual position in which a male performs oral upon another man, preferably in a high school bathroom.

Dude 1: I hope V.P. Mrs. Jones doesn't find out that Mike Jones was Mike Jonesing Isaac Cady again on school ground!
Dude 2: Me too.

by Thomas Bauer November 11, 2006

Joness

Joness, Joness, Joness.

Best human ever.

Jonessisthebes

by LifeFlewBy July 22, 2021

mad jonesing

Used in the same way as the word "yearning."

Yo son, pass me the j, I'm mad jonesing for a hit.

by uro-feces August 15, 2006

jonesdidilyownsing

Ned Flanders way of saying "Jonesing"

"I hate to see tod jonesdidilyownsing"

by Penny89 September 25, 2009