jonahjob

eating as many girls out in one night as possible

eating lots of pussy
aka jonahjob

by jonah6969 November 24, 2011

Jonah beck

Jonah beck is a majestic creature.

Cyrus goodman (whispering):it's jonah beck

Me (at the same time cuz i know all the lines):jonah beck

Rinp jy*us

by Hehe bob duncan November 2, 2018

Jonabelle

Hi, I'm Jonabelle. Others may seem to find me as a bubbly person who often laugh for no reason. Little did they know that it's just my coping mechanism to lessen my problems. I am emotionally sensitive but physically strong facing people around me how my life should be based on my personality. I was born being humble and secretive about my journeys in life. Mature and knows how to withstand my self in every situation. Build a strong relationship with trust issues. Not showy, not clingy, and not your typical sweetheart. Unfortunately, love language is physical touch.

Seriously, seeing Jonabelle in person eagers me to know her wellbeing. She has a unique versatility that confuses many.

by yourjgirl November 23, 2021

Janaka

A dangerous looking Sri-Lankan geezer who basically invented Excel and is secretly Bill Gates' lovechild. He loves Skype, not having Burritos, watching Sri-Lankan adult entertainment on his amazing tablet and any form of numeracy. Also known as the one and only J-Dog.

"You aren't the coolest Sri-Lankan geezer in the world, that's Janaka!"

"I wish I was as cool as Janaka"

Bill Gates: "Have you met my secret lovechild Janaka?"

"Janaka is the original J-Dog"

by Quentin Tarquin February 19, 2013

Jonah

The most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you. The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.The one that is indescribable

love ya jonah

by RosieJones:P May 26, 2015

Joakim

That one guy with the hottest penis in the world, every girl tells Joakim that he is a great fucker.

He will make your life better in the bed, that will say under the day and under the night. He is always extremely hot and sexy.

Girl 1: “I have never felt something like this,WOW!

Joakim: Ikr ;)

by On11-chan October 20, 2020

nenos jona

An assyrian who was born in iraq and moved to england at a young age. Usually owns a 106 or corsa.

"Hey look at that nenos jona in that corsa"

by number 111 June 3, 2009