jonas

this man is amazing and so cute. he only wears hoodies and doesn't really have a personality but he is very attractive and knows how to talk to girls. he is kind of stupid but he is good at sports. he is also probably failing his math class and has a horrible accent when speaking any language. he has a hidden talent that not many people know but he is very great at that talent. he doesn't really know when a girl is flirting with him tho.

"jonas is so stupid"

by timotheechalametsgirlfriend April 17, 2020

Jonas

The type of CUNT who would stand up in an EXAM after finishing and doing take the L

Jonas: I've finished my exam miss
Teacher: Sit Down
Jonas: *Takes the L*

by Flet.ch April 10, 2019

Jonas

Needs a haircut

Man, that guys needs a Jonas.

by Random-Ass-Human April 15, 2019

Jonas

Is not a good match with a Riley

Riley stop trying to get together with Jonas

by Rileyguesswhothisis June 7, 2020

Jonas

A very attractive, intelligent and nice person he knows how to fix problems. He likes hot girls and he drinks to much alcohol. He also is a good dj.

Be like Jonas except for the alcohol part then

by The truthspeaker January 29, 2018

Jonas

Jonas means your a talented, smart, hot, fire spitting🔥 looking person.

Hey is that Jonas? Now the party have started for real!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

by Pilioko August 9, 2018

Jonas

A really handsome and funny guy who will absolutely shred you in war with his massive cock. You find a Jonas and he will rock everyone’s shit and cum all over you. He has the biggest cock out of all gods and humans you are lucky to ever be friends with a guy like Jonas.

“Dude my girlfriend cheated on me with Jonas, but I can’t confront her or I’ll get beat up by his massive fucking cock.

by JOGUS December 28, 2020