jooked

Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".

*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!

by Jimmy 'The Mammoth' Hernes January 1, 2007

Jolied

When your boyfriend/girlfriend gets stolen by someone else.

Oooh girl, I knew she was going to getjolied. That girl is too trusting.

Jolied again. For shame.

We met during filming. Friends first, then I joliedhim. His name is Brad. Maybe you've heard of him?-from an anonymous source

by Bokchoygurl August 14, 2012

jaw jocked

The event of breaking someones jaw and continuing to beat there ass.

Dude just got jaw jocked.

by Quinton lee August 5, 2008

Jocked

Someone REALLY good looking. Someone that has a REALLY nice feature/s. E.G. Massive tits. Someone that is bangable

Fred: (Pointing at a girl) Would you?
Jack: Hell yeah! She is JOCKED!

by PeteInABox December 10, 2009

Jolted

To be screwed over, ripped off and generally treated like dirt. Applies especially to games developers when dealing with publishers or hosted. End result of being "Jolted" is usually a loss of promised or morally or contractually obliged revenue.

We were working on this game with Jolt but they JOLTED all the players and never paid for the IP they used.

by Jolted May 23, 2009

jocked

Juul rocked

I am jocked.

by TheEmmaStacey April 15, 2019

jorked

Usually being of male gender, someone who is jorked appears very muscular, and quite large in size. Their jorked appearence is due, in large part, to the use of roids.

1. Damn.. now THAT guy is JORKED!
2. Man, jorked buddy over there is definitely on the roids. Freekin roid monkey.

by Burnski March 31, 2008