Mointment

The moist-ointment produced by a women’s moot.

“I’m so horny, Mointment is running down my leg” and “Be careful not to slip in my Mointment”

by Pruney fingers January 25, 2023

ointment

a nickname for a girl named josepha koda. you mustonly refer to her as that.

person 1 : hi ointment!!!!!!!!!!!!
ointment: hi.

by actuallymichael May 23, 2023

beaver ointment

Vagisil for a hairy twat

Stacey you need some beaver ointment for you're hairy twat

by redxraider February 12, 2015

cocky ointment

The use of spittle as a soothing balm on skin irritations.

A touch of cocky ointment will ease a Mozzy bite.

by Finchinater January 19, 2018

Yellow Wang Ointment

Yellow Wang Ointment is an asian about to "bust a nut" on another dudes cock. In the process of trying to do this, the other dude has to knee the "Ointment Giver" in the balls to create a yellowy-red colour to add to the sperm

"Yeah, the other day i had to give the Yellow Wang Ointment to some old dude. Scary shit"

by young dagger clit January 7, 2018

small fly in the ointment

A flaw or imperfection that detracts from something positive.

The only small fly in the ointment in an otherwise perfect wedding day was the fact that the bride tripped when walking down the aisle.

by Hgjw February 14, 2018