Spliff-Joint

A half-spliff, half joint. Typically rolled in a large paper, to allow for each half to be savored as a unique experience.

Does this have tobacco in it?

Nah, the first half is just weed. It's a spliff-joint.

by VC-MUNX June 6, 2011

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Scuzz Joint

A {spliff} which is rolled from scraping out everything you can from a grinder, often done when {skint} or out of weed.

I'm skint mate, had to roll a Scuzz Joint.

by Welbelovin April 9, 2019

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A person who is the distraction of another person in a relationship. The side joint is used for comfort when the main joint or boyfriend messes up, and also for sexual relationships. Sometimes the side joint is promoted to main joint / boyfriend if there is no one in that position, or the current holder fucks up.

Angelina Jolie was Brad Pitts side joint on "Mr & Mrs. Smith" because he was currently already in a relationship.

by Tish972 October 18, 2013

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shake joint

strip club; gentleman's club

"Dude, I saw these fine hunnies last night at the shake joint."

by big zook November 25, 2006

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Square up this joint

Verb, used in the context of cleaning. To tell someone to square up this joint means you're telling them to clean said place. Joint referring to the room/house you're standing in.

Dad: Your mom wants you to square up this joint, yo.
Son: She wants me to clean my room?
Dad: Word.
Son: Okay.
Dad: Represent.

by Dewger October 15, 2010

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Slop Joint

A room, building, or facility that is considered a shit hole.
Can be used to describe somebody's place of work.

I have to clean up this slop joint before I go.

Hey do you want to hang out? No, I'm at work right now. My job is a total slop joint!

Holy shit this place is disgusting. How can you stand being in this slop joint?

by WL03091 July 1, 2011

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