Jonking

Beating it under the influence

She (or he) left me last night so I ended up jonking it

by Jorkmaster March 30, 2025

jonking my peanits

went to roblex script cub. heh. lets just sey. i jonking my peanits.

guy1: im jonking my peanits
guy2: me too bro, me too.

by ligmasigma August 27, 2025

jinking it

when you eat rendang and chocolate milk at exactly 9pm

did you jinking it

by jinkingit November 8, 2025

Butt Jointing

Butt Jointing also known as ‘Spigoting’ when scaffolder engages in the sexual act of joining two Brasses (prostitutes) together arsehole to arsehole using a spigot fitting.

‘Went out strait after work with the boys on the Wandsworth job and got on the Stella and packet last night ended up in a Brass house (Brothel), couldn’t get a hard on so I ended up Butt Jointing two Brasses (prostitutes) together and talked shit to them while watching them stagger about like a human crab slapping my limp meat about’

by ArseWeasel March 4, 2023

Sploinkin and Joinkin

Sploinkin and joinkin means the act of cumming from masturbation. “Sploinkin” specifically refers to the cumming part, while “Joinkin” refers to jerking. It can also be used to say you were just goofing around.

“What were you doing yesterday?”
“Nothing much, just sploinkin and joinkin”

by Dababyletsgo August 22, 2024