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joggers scrot

When your testicals rub on your legs wile jogging. Makeing then red and itchy. Usually very sweaty also.
Hey dan please rub talcum power over my nutsack, i got terrible joggers scrot!
by Jack Tastic August 13, 2006
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farting jogger

A sexual position where a woman or man lays across a table or bed and is engaged in anal or doggy style sex. The male stands behind the reciever, enters the anus or vagina, and jogs in place for intense stimulation as well as farts for added pleasure.
Hey honey, you want to do the farting jogger position? It's my favorite!
by Pooki January 14, 2008
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Joggers nipple

To recieve a short term iritation to the nipples by rubbing on material or carpets!
Joggers nipple he took me from behind in the lexus and my nips rubbed so much on the seat I got "joggers nipple", twat dot com
by server room ho February 19, 2009
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Jogger's Log

The condition brought about by performing strenuous physical activity with a loaded colon. Symptoms can range from acute fart pressure buildup to severe mudbutt, and in some cases, sharts.
Sorry for the half-assed performance, coach. I've got a bad case of jogger's log and might fill my britches if I don't keep a full clench.
by Tcd November 21, 2013
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juicy joggers

these joggers were worn by the galdem in lockdown. these were the type of girls who always wore skinny jeans and white airforces. they thought buying these joggers would make their arse look juicy so they did some chloe ting booty workouts (they gave up in the end). now that nobody wears them they have realised £70 was a rip off and that they actually looked shit. if you want to know who wore these joggers in lockdown they now wear black ribbed flares and a shoulder bag, they now also prey on the other galdem who still wear skinny jeans as they think they look better then them 😭😭
looks at us gallies we have swag with our juicy joggers let’s bring out the mirror in my bedroom to take some pictures outside to look different’ for the gram.
by sid swag June 21, 2021
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Jigger Jogger

A jigger jogger is a young, pretty female beverage cart attendant at a golf course.
Fore! Shit, Dan, you almost hit the Jigger Jogger! She sure as hell isn't going to stop now unless we give her a huge tip.

Jigger Joggers make the best bloody mary's!

If you tip the Jigger Jogger well then she will come around more often.
by MidMo Slang Queen September 20, 2017
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Morning Jogger

A morning jogger is an absolute wet wipe of a person. Boring, predictable, annoying.
Have you heard much from Lew and Jon?

No, they have turned into morning joggers .
by WeNeedaMedic January 19, 2019
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