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Jelloing

(v.) To force jello through your teeth onto your chin. Most commonly used as an expression of sexual attraction and as a form of foreplay.
Comes from the fact that jello is simply a sexy food. Also reminiscent of bodily fluids exchanged during sexual intercourse.
"Mary, I find you irresistible! Let's jello!"

"Man, those two are all over each other! They were even jelloing in Starbucks the other day!"

"Yeah, and then we jelloed! You can bet it was the best sex we ever had!"
by Lord of Ladies September 15, 2011
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jbelling

When you direct message unsolicited pictures of your genitalia to unsuspecting victims.
Guy 1: She said Hi back to me. I think she really likes me, I'm going to send a picture of my cock.

Guy 2: Dude stop jbelling her.
by dynamiteDPs March 19, 2021
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Jello Biafra

Jello Biafra - n. Former singer for The Dead kennedys, political activist, charged along with The Dead Kennedys in 1985 for obscenity amongst the music hysteria created by The PMRC, owner of Alternative Tentacles records, spoken word artist, and 2000 Green Party presidential candidate.
"Damn, Jello was replaced by that talentless bitch Brandon Cruz!"

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Jellian

A mop-headed child from the 70's that gives pointless strategic advice.
When planning a game of 'chicken' across a railway track,
Child one "Zig Zag all the way across"
Child two "That a terrible idea! Your like a Jellian!"
by MarcZero February 25, 2011
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Jello Plan

The plan to which one subscribes when choosing the Mormon (Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints) Faith. On this plan you have many children and eat more jello than the average person.
Dave and his wife just became Mormons, guess they better get started on the Jello Plan. They might even want to move to the Jello Belt.
by TwoLeftShoes September 6, 2011
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joelliane

She's the cutest and most honest person you have ever met. Once you see her for the first time you will fall in love with her not just cause of how she looks but of her personality too. She never will forget you.
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