Joe Meaning

To finally live up to your potential and finish where everyone else has intended you to finish.

Then to fall back down quicker than you got up, to make a complete Joe Meaning of a situation.

Man you really "Joe Meaning'd" last month, you got MVP and now your in the second team.

What happened?

by Platinum_Mo December 17, 2011

Joe Mazzello

Joe Mazzello loves to scream. He played John Deacon in the 2018 movie Bohemian Rhapsody

He is in love with Ben Cardy/Cardboard Ben

Girl 1: do you see that guy over there?!

Girl 2: Ya! That is Joe Mazzello!!!!

Girl 3: who is Joe Mazzello?

Girl 1&2: ONLY THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!

by foxy_unicorn22 April 13, 2019

joe momma

THE ULTIMATE ROAST IN A ROAST BATTLE

"Joe"
"who's Joe?"
"JOE MOMMA"

by bruhboi12 October 21, 2019

joe miracle

when a man finally gets a woman in bed. He ejaculates when she touches his leg. Then he spends the next 30 minutes crying in the corner sucking his thumb.

Steve never had a woman then finally got a joe miracle.

by dave scicluna October 9, 2008

Joe Mangled

A Scottish term used to describe the state of a person after heavy consumption of alcohol, drugs or both.
Taken from the Ramsey Street character Joe Mangle in the Australian soap opera Neighbours.

Sir Sean Connery: So, did you end up going out last night?
Clubber: Too right I did! I ended up in The Arches and I was pure Joe Mangled! What a night!
Sir Sean Connery: You are the reason I don't live in Scotland.
Clubber: Really? Well double o this ya cunt! *headbuts Sir Sean*

by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006

Joe Mannix Spot

Mike Connors on the 60's crime drama Mannix would always pull up to the best parking spot. Always right in front of his destination.

I got the Joe Mannix spot, right in front of Starbucks.

by RSWIM21 November 27, 2018

joe montana

God with a 49ers uniform on

God, I mean Joe Montana won 4 Super Bowls.

by Your Daddy October 29, 2003